meat curtain 

A woman with a dark droopy labia.

See also Roastbeef

"Look at that nasty razor shaved meat curtain under there on that hoe"

meat curtain by Kertef Corobo January 16, 2003

Meat Curtain 

The curtain to the love canal, in other words the labia gaurdian of the vaginal opening.

I open the meat curtain, to see the treasurer inside it.

Meat Curtain by Joel Pinner OSU March 30, 2003

Meatcurtains 

New York Puerto Rican slang for a woman's vagina, specifically her labias.

Before choosing the cumdumpster or dirtbox,Ramine parted Sonja's meatcurtains, for a final inspection before inserting his raw flesh-rocket.

Meatcurtains by "Mighty Dave Wilson" November 30, 2003

meat curtain 

an unusally large, long vaginal lip.

usually refered to women that have had children.

An old woman's vaginal lips.

see roast beef

Check out the meat curtains on that bitch!

meat curtain by Sabertooth nigga November 30, 2004

Meat Curtain 

A Woman's Vagina.

'My god she had the meatiest meat curtain I ever did see.'

Meat Curtain by Roule Duke October 9, 2011

sour meat curtain 

Flaps of crusty, pungent skin that dangle from a foul baby hole.

Thomas: Did you have sex with that beast that you brought home last night?
Tim: Yes, her sour meat curtain wrapped my penis like a warm flap-jack on sunday!

sour meat curtain by Thomas hagins, Chris Crisler, Chip Cross April 12, 2008

Cheesy meat curtain 

A heavily used vagina, that looks similar to sliced beef with cheese on it. The cheese is represented by mung, pussy residue, or cock spatter.

She should take a shower to clean off that Cheesy meat curtain.

Cheesy meat curtain by Bon Figlioli June 4, 2007