meat shield

A person who interferes with two other people having sexual intercourse simply by their presence. Essentially the same as a cock blocker.

Dude, I totally would have banged that girl at the White Deer, but her fat friend was a total meat shield.

by Pookasydi July 11, 2008

Meat Shield

A fagboi that runs in front of another player to give them more of a chance to not die.

"That meat shield faggot."

by Goder555 March 6, 2016

Meat Shield

A condom

I gotta hookup with Stacy tonight and need to pick up some meat shields

by Bud-Wiser2000 May 6, 2023