meat tarts

A name some people use for Hot Pockets. They're kind of like a Pop Tart, but with meat in them.

I could go for a snack, these ham and cheese meat tarts sound good.

by Juke 17 August 23, 2006

meat tart

A male of questionable sexual orientation; generally exhibiting undeniable sexual promiscuity, laziness, underdeveloped -or absent- cognitive powers, and lacking athletic prowess. In total: a terrible specimen of the male species.

dude, do you know where inaki is?
-um, i dont know who that is.
you know...the huge meat tart.
-oh.... i think he is slezzing it behind the port-a-potty.

by jabu22 October 21, 2006