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Meat masher 

A meat masher is a particularly hard erection when a man wants to mate with another person
I've got a real meat masher on
Meat masher by qawsed123 April 14, 2011

Meat masher 

Meat Masher: An adjective describing a women who gives hand jobs often.
Damn that girl is a real Meat masher
Meat masher by T O A S T January 25, 2022

Meat Masher 

when your so horny that you phone up EVERYBODY in your contacts.
I Had a meat masher fest all day yesterday
Meat Masher by AAustinMega October 2, 2019

Minnesota Meat-Masher 

The act of having a parter crush the mans fully erect penis with hard objects such as bricks until the man ejaculates
"dude Rebecca gave me a Minnesota Meat-Masher last night, and it still aches."

mashing meat 

when two fat ass people bump uglies
lester and his girl are two of the fattest fucks Ive ever seen Id hate to be around when they start mashing meat
mashing meat by G-funk July 17, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026