meat sleep

When you eat so much meat that you have to sleep. The siesta after the meat fiesta. A distinctly carnivorous food coma. Will likely feature meat sweats. Possibly pooping.

Clear those platters out of the way and I'll just take a meat sleep right on top this here Turkish restaurant table.

by yameats May 14, 2013

meat sleeping bag

the act of sticking your feet into a girl's vagina, causing it to split, and then sliding in until your head is the only thing sticking out

after finishing in her, i turned in for the night by meat sleeping bagging her.

by thefudgemaster December 31, 2014

Meat sleeps

When you give someone the meat and put ‘em to sleep

Travis took Esteban to pound town and gave him a case of the meat sleeps ; she woke up from the meat sleeps with a sore throat

by YourdadJason August 17, 2022

meat sleep

beating the meat earlier in the evening/day, and then taking a nap

John: Aye, man, why did you pass out yesterday?
Alex: i took a meat sleep

by boreddictionaryx May 13, 2017