220 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal. Fuck yes.
Michael Mcminds is 220 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal, come get me ladies.
by The real sex appeal June 27, 2010
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Named after the famous Dave McMindes of San Antonio, this term means to develop a slick solution to an otherwise insurmountable problem. Pronounced "mic-minds." If you're crafty, you can impress people when you "McMindes" a problem.
"Don't tell me you can't figure out how to make this happen. You better McMindes the shit out of it!"

"We thought we were dead in the water, but then we pulled a McMindes that no one else thought of. "
by NJ HRH July 31, 2018
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noun

Portmanteau
Derived from old wrestletalk
'vuhn-suhnt-kuhn-uh-duh-mik-mahnd'

Mentality/Mindset characterized by antagonistic decision-making, resulting from pathological distaste of criticism, & subsequent contempt/disregard of critics as over-opinionated, under-informed troglodytes (see 'smarks'). It, thusly, renders one, progressively incapable of perceiving how choices will be received by the wider populous, & consequently, drives a compulsion to aggravate said critics for enjoyment & the salving of one's own sense of ineffectiveness, impotency & irrelevancy (see 'trolling', 'schadenfreude, 'old man yells at clouds').

While not a defined school of thought, it is associated with such sociopolitical philosophies as Oligarchy, Fascism, Sports Entertainment, 'The Art of the Deal', & Flat-Earth theory (see 'old man yells at clouds').

Similarly, while not a classified psychological illness, it is a diagnosing symptom of conditions such as narcissism, sociopathy, psychopathy, Reign's Push Syndrome, Muscular Obsessive Disorder, and B.W.P. (Bizarre Walk's Poxy)

Research into treatments have, until now, proven fruitless, bankrupting a number of institutions (see 'Judy-Bagwell-On-A-Pole', 'Athletic Career of David Arquette', 'Paul Heyman Finance Inc'). However, recent preliminary studies at the newly established 'Cody Rhodes' Association of Entertainment Wellness' have yielded promising, if tenuous, early results. We pray for their continued success.

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"They thought the crowd would just pop the babyfaces teaming up together...thats just vince mcmind"

- Oliver Davis, respected journalist, singer, cosplay-themed lingerie-model, and replier to comments (from out of nowhere), Wrestletalk TV, The Monday after Wrestlemania 2019 (paraphrase)
by MatMatMattyMatMat April 9, 2019
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