McDoucher

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1. Person who always complicates orders at fast food resturants particuraly McDonalds.

2. Someone who will make large or complicated orders near closing time at fast food restuants particulary McDonalds.

Customer: "I'll have a McDouble hold the mustard onions and burger and add chicken mayo tomato and mushrooms."

Employee: "What a McDoucher."

Empolyee 1: "This lady ordered thirteen cheese burgers and we close in five minutes"

Empolyee 2: "She's such a McDoucher"

McDoucher by Tyler Durden. August 7, 2010

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Touchy McToucherson

Refers to someone who cannot keep their hands to themselves.

You wanna keep your hands to yourself, Touchy McToucherson?

Touchy McToucherson by S.P. Sweeney August 3, 2008

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McDouche

Slang term for former NASCAR Sprint Cup Series driver Jamie McMurray, given to him by Michael Mrucz. Michael Mrucz has a big rivalry with him in his NASCAR video game season mode.

Let's get McDouche into the barrels!

McDouche by watami April 21, 2022

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Douchey McDouchebag

He/she whose actions give off the true essence of being a huge douchebag.

Hey! Look at this, Douchey McDouchebag didn't use his fucking turn signal. What a shock!

Douchey McDouchebag by KristynC July 31, 2008

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douchey mcdouche

Someone who redefines douchebag..someone who is beyond completly retarded. The guy no one wants to be. Usually used when the person does something really, really stupid.

Douchey McDouche "Oh shit..shit..fuck fuck fuck!!!"

Bob "Shit!! WTF Happened in here?!?!"

Douchey McDouche "I stuck my hand in this grinder...and it tore off my fingers!!!"

Bob "Hmmm...Good job Douchey McDouche..."

douchey mcdouche by King Awesome the Greatest January 20, 2009

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McMoocher

Someone who hangs around McDonalds all day, waiting for people to leave their food unattended, then steals it.
Normally, someone who is a McMoocher is either homeless/poor or fat.

McDonalds
Moochers
Fatties

(Man eating at McDonalds leaves table with chicken nuggets to get a soda)
McMoocher: Oh free food! (Steals nuggets)

McMoocher by GneonG November 3, 2010

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Assclown McDouche

This is a phrase used for the guy that everyone knows is a douche bag. A pet name for someone who is not desirable.

Don't look now, here comes Assclown McDouche.

Your argument is not valid, Assclown McDouche.

Assclown McDouche by L-Dawg81 May 12, 2010

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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