Bruce McConkie 

Great theologian of the Mormon Church.
Taught more about Jesus in his sermons and writing than any other man alive.
Said Negroes did not fight valiantly in heaven; so even though they came to earth, they had to be cursed with dark skin and stuff. Today many Mormons sun-bathe in hopes of getting dark skin and think they are blessed when they succeed. The people who fought valiantly in heaven were blessed with pasty white skin that burns easily.
The second edition of his book "Mormon Doctrine" left that part out.

"Bruce McConkie said it, so I know it's true!"

Bruce McConkie by The Only True Mormon Prophet January 20, 2009

McDonkies 

When people spit on your McDonalds food.

Shit nig, i saw that lady at the register giving me a McDonkies.

McDonkies by Nigster August 1, 2010

McConkey

Badass motherfucker.

See that guy, he's such a McConkey...
Yeah, he must be headboy or something!

McConkey by Boom12345 July 20, 2011

Isaac Mcconkey 

An Isaac Mcconkey is when your mate or close aquantance has extreme hemmorrhoids, a common saying derrived from Northern England.

Daisy: “The doctors said I have an insane Isaac Mcconkey at the moment”.
Connor: “That’s terrible Daisy, you should be more careful on the shitter!”

Isaac Mcconkey by Anthony.B June 22, 2022

McCookie 

A sugary confection one can purchase at a Ghetto Mall. Also a slang term for crack.

"Need some christmas lights? Get a McCookie, get a recipe shirt fo yo cousin pookie. Shoppin at the gh-g-g-g-ghetto malls shoppin at the gh-g-g-g-ghetto malls." -Ghetto Mall by Comedian Rickey Smiley

McCookie by MascoUtah January 6, 2010

McDonkies 

When people spit on your McDonalds food.

Shit nig, i saw that lady at the register giving me a McDonkies.

McDonkies by Nigster August 1, 2010

McConkles 

Referred to as an inappropriate cunt without friend

You're such a McConkles

McConkles by xPhil32x August 7, 2016