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The act of mayoressing is accomplished when a member of the lady persuasion sits upon her male counterparts face and inadvertently, yet unapologetically, guffs into his face. The act is brought to a close with a short, regal wave - owing to it's increasing popularity in group and audience based sex activities.
After mayoressing the face off of Jeremy, Barbara (with a rather large smirk) gave a quick wave of her hand to the creased up onlookers.
by BrianBrindleton June 05, 2013
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