A serious condition where someone’s feet makes a noise that sounds as if they slathered mayonnaise in-between their toes and smack their feet on the ground while they run.

Gonzo: Patrick has some serious mayonnaise feet. I can hear his toes smacking the stairs.

Geffy: Yeah, the poor guy was diagnosed last year.

Mayonnaise Feet by soursabbath July 16, 2019

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mayaonee

To utilize physics in order to explode cats out of hatred for weebs/anime. (Also referred to as mayonnaise in Arizona)

Look at that marwn , Im going to totally mayaonee his cat

mayaonee by theimposteriscai May 15, 2023

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Maylene

Maylene is a smart and stong girl with a witty personality. She will always be there for others and put then before herself. She has an amazing heart and her beauty compares to no other. She is an amazing lover who seems like an total angel but get her more comfortable and her fun side will come out. She's is a one of a kind girl and anyone who is with her is incredibly lucky and she loves then and never wants to let them go.

That girl Maylene, he boyfriends so lucky!

Maylene by Christian Zeranto January 4, 2015

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Bugzy Malone

A quality grime MC from Manchester. He's really good at story telling, he talks about his childhood and his area a lot in his lyrics, He reps his area more than any other MC in the Grime scene and he says Manchester's area code '0161' a lot, He also had beef with London MC 'Chip'.

Friend 1: Bugzy Malone's new ep is well sick!
Friend 2: Innit! 0161 Manny on the map rude boy!!

Bugzy Malone by YouDontKnowME97 August 18, 2016

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