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he is an absolute lad with a penis ranging from 100 - 110 inches. also he is well fit and has at least 5 girls on him at a time.
person 1: look its maximilian james robert haley!
person 2: you dont say look how many girls their are... and the size of those trousers!
by jessssssss da bruda November 12, 2013

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