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People don't like the malkers
Malkers by $p@GotTi May 30, 2018
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Moms who use social media for the sole purpose of stalking their children
"Why weren't you at basketball practice today? I saw you went for hamburgers instead"

"Mom have you been stalking me on facebook again? You're such a Malker!"
Malker by Malker May 3, 2014

Memphis Mauler 

A tremendous strap on of notable girth and length which has the potential to cause permanent anal disfigurement.
Even the most daring among the trannies quaked at the sight and refused to ride the Memphis Mauler
Memphis Mauler by Blinggy August 17, 2017

Muffin Top Mauler 

This person is a straight up menace to society. Spends their time terrorizing the good neighbors of the hood. Violent and ghetto behavior normally ensues wherever this person may be. It is rare to see this person perpetrating without a brown bag in their hand.

Commonly goes by MTM.
While making my way home today, I was greeted by the Muffin Top Mauler on the corner of Saltmarsh and Jettison. I nearly peed myself at the mere sight of the gun toting, booze drinking menace. I quickly threw my 5 series in reverse and got the hell outta there!!
Muffin Top Mauler by sdot_45_$$ October 30, 2011
A derivation of the shocker, this sexual act of inserting two crossed fingers into the vaginal and anal openings of a female, respectively, is known to be very effective in pleasuring sorority girls and small town sluts.
"That girl didn't know how to be noisy, so I had to give her the mauler."
mauler by nate d. September 27, 2006
Someone lacking grace and coordination. A klutz or clumsy person. A person usually of large stature (fat ass beasts). The word "ogre" is an appropriate synonym. Another example is someone who looks upkept and grizzled.
"Chris Farley was a good example of a mauler, may he rest in peace."
mauler by DonCorleone August 23, 2005