Maturity Spurt

An unprecedented rise in maturity similar to that of a growth spurt.

Local 1: Hey why did the chicken cross the road?
Local 2: I have no idea, it would be spectacular if you could tell me.
Local 1: To get to the other side
Local 2: I do not find that even slightly humorous.
Local 1: But you found that funny last week
Local 2: Yes well I have had a maturity spurt which allows me to realize the childish nature of that joke.

by Mrs. Macphail November 25, 2009

Academically Mature

A student who knows how to handle their shit, and works most of the time instead of whining.

It's finals week and Tessa seems so chill. Such an academically mature student.

by Stanley Watermelon December 9, 2018

emotional maturity

Being willing to take some shit to get some shit done

It takes some fuckin emotional maturity to deal with people

by johnnyblaze202020 January 31, 2018

beard maturation

When a man's beard starts to spread to new and different territory over the course of his life.

beard maturation

son: pa, I didn't shave for three days, and now my stubble's gone further up my cheeks.

pa: son, I'm darn proud of ya. You are becoming a man!

pa: now git the Norelco!

by someonefromearth January 1, 2010

Relationship Maturity

Something guys reach sooner than girls. it's when the old BS of relationships from middle school, high school, stretching into your college days doesn't really fly anymore. friendzone is one of the things that goes out the window, so are the corny dates, bs drama, and those bs parties. they are replaced with a more mature approach that sets a more mature tone for mirage and life after.

Once a girl has reached relationship maturity she will stop the mating dance known as twerking because it will never provide her with a partner that will provide her with food and shelter.

by crizpymangos4ever February 12, 2015

mature yogurt

A young stud with a darkened chocolate dick

Mattew is a mature yogurt

by Dickish April 6, 2017

mentally mature

When a person thinks, acts and communicates in a way similar to others physically older than them.

That eleven year old is so mentally mature! She acts like as if she's twenty-five!

by Ostara November 16, 2013