madtunage 

madtunage:

Ultimate tunage, the most extremely good music
one could possibly have in a collection. The very best of the very best.

Check out this madtunage. It's the ultimate.
I've got madtunage! Throw on some madtunage.

madtunage by madinsomniac August 7, 2007

Martuna 

The Martuna (Original Recipe)

In a shaker, over ice, combine:

1 part Vodka or Gin,
1 part Dry Vermouth,
1 part Liquid from a Can of Solid White Albacore Tuna (Bumblebee preferrable)
Quarter Teaspoon of Lemon Juice (per every 1 part Dry Vermouth)

Shake vigorously. Strain into martini glass(es) and garnish with shrimp (de-shelled, preferrably steamed).

Enjoy within the proximity of a bucket, trash receptacle, or toilet, as such sophisticated flavors may disagree with mundane palates.

After an evening of perusing the local art galleries, we retired for the evening to the members' lounge and chatted over Martunas long into the night.

Martuna by gadiv October 18, 2007

Matina 

Effing smart. And beautiful. And fun. She's so amazing you should be intimidated. But you're not, because she's cool, daddy-oh. That's how she rolls.

"I can't believe I got a date with that Matina lady!"

Matina by Phyylicia February 3, 2010

Matina 

A Greek name for a lovely girl with great personality and amazing beauty. Once you meet ger try not to loose her.She will be the love of your life.

Matina, you are the light of my life!

Matina by Greek dream May 19, 2020

Michael Matuzak 

A freakishly strong Russian. He always wins. The only exception would be court cases.

OMG is that Michael Matuzak fucking that poor Indian kid?

Michael Matuzak by Papa Louie May 17, 2021

Matina 

Matina is a special girl. Very smart, very hot, very sweet but also spicy. If you ever meet a Matina in your life , boy your lucky. She will make you fall in love with one look. Her beautiful blue or green eyes will drown you.

Boy1: man I met this girl Matina
Boy2: fuck man you in love ?

Matina by Fuck Me Till I Die May 2, 2019

matujage 

A tool used in the process of cooking that a precise measure and a very very sharp blade for absolute acurate cuts and slices.

(pronounced Mat-u-jaj)
Will you pass me the matujage?
I need it for this odd shaped chicken.

matujage by Azura October 25, 2006