mattyness 

(noun) another way to measure one's coolness; a very cool person has a high level of mattyness; alternate spellings: mattiness

Tyler does not possess much mattyness because he wears high tube socks.

You have a lot of mattyness, come be our friend.

mattyness by Whiteshizzle June 11, 2006

matternesty

Big boy, autistically funny

Damn, he is matternesty

matternesty by Matternestyguy February 26, 2020

Mattanese 

The language of the MATT

I speak fluent Mattanese

Mattanese by Milo Crybaby May 6, 2020

Pullin a Matt Jones 

To like your own comment on Facebook.

I am pullin a Matt Jones and like my own comment.

Pullin a Matt Jones by DMSDad July 17, 2011

matt jones 

Matt Jones is a former University of Arkansas Quarterback who is now a wide reciver for the Jacksonville Jaguars. He was aquired as the 28th pick of the 2005 NFL draft. He was the most atheletic player in the 2005 draft and will be a superstar in the NFL.

me: dude, did u see Matt Jones run all over them fuckers from texas and auburn and Ole Miss and Mississippi State and Florida and everybody else.
friend: fuck u.. Eli is better

Me: u see matt jones 1 handed catch against the falcons in the preseason? what about his first touchdown against pittsburgh
friend: fuck u i like micheal vick

matt jones by MattJonesFan July 13, 2006

mattjamesa 

the sexiest motherfucker in the discord

fuck me mattjamesa

mattjamesa by hydra98x November 16, 2020

Matt jones 

Pedo, chases young kids. Needs locking up and killed. This person is unsafe.

Matt Jones, the pedo.

Matt jones by Thechased March 23, 2020