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Mattchew 

Coming from the name "Matthieu", when pronounced by a loving girlfriend comes out as Mattchew. Mattchew's are the best boyfriend any girl or guy could ask for, and anyone who even knows a Mattchew is very lucky to have someone like this in your life. He is a gamer but also pays attention to the ones he loves, even if it means pausing a game. He knows his limits but he is still amazing. Over all else, Mattchew is perfect and believes in clearing this world of thots with the help of Mr. Steal Yo Girl and the other members of the patriarchy.

Mattchews' are the best people out there, so if you have one, let them know you love them and how amazing they are
I love you Mattchew
Mattchew by JaedonElle October 12, 2017
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mattchew 

mattchew is the irish form of matthwew
"mattchew can't say matthew"
mattchew by -elle October 5, 2007
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matthew20426 

matthew20426 Is a gorilla tag content creator. He posts mortal combat content but is still a gorilla tag goat. He is often seen with bhipsvr and cowboyzfantwo (also known as hi). Do not insult Matthew, for bhipsvr will make death threats to your family/pets or even you.
matthew20426 Is hot
matthew20426 by V0rtexTypeDef March 12, 2022

Matthew2535

The best Greggs Cult leader to ever of existed. Best Alton Towers Roblox developer ever.
Matthew2535 is the best.
Matthew2535 by Toxic_vAngel December 17, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026