a large, unruly mass of entangled curly hair on top of a white guy (named matt)'s head. similar to a jew'fro, less condensed than an afro, the matt'fro can only be killed with chemo. it must never be fed any hair product or else it will transform into a monstrosity of jersey shore-like proportions.
person 1: "johnny, stay away from that matt'fro. they eat children"
matt'fro: "he is right to warn you, johnny"