| 1. | Blue Matt Ranger | ||
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The speediest member of the superhero group; The Phantom Rangers.
Blue Matt Ranger was one of the final members to join the elite force of the Phantom Rangers. With his quick speed he was hastily approved to be a shining member. the Blue Phantom Ranger is usually stereotyped as the brains of the group, but Blue Matt Ranger is far from it! PRR: "Blue Matt Ranger...It's Phantom Time!!"
BMR: "Correct!!" |
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| 2. | funeral for a friend | ||
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an amazing band with some great lyrics that kick so much ass its unbeleiveable! anyone who has never heard one of their songs has not yet lived!
Not loved just loved by "emo kids," my cat also like them! FFaf are one of the greastest bands to see live! they rocked at reading this year! matt davies, lead singer is all so fine matt davies from ffaf is loverly
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| 3. | Funeral For A Friend | ||
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A Post Hardcore band from south Wales who were once a Sextet named "January Thirst".
They had a shuffle of band members and became the one of the greatest bands to emerge from the UK. "Funeral For A Friend" put together a mixture of Hardcore, melodic metal, and punk to create the greatest sounding music from over the severn bridge. The best band i have seen live, they sound way better than the record. Matt Davies (lead vocals) is always in tune, can scream, and puts so much feeling into his voice, the two guitarists Darren Smith and Kris Roberts both produce riffs that Iron Maiden would be proud of, Gareth Davies (bass) sings backing vocals so well always in tune, and the drummer Ryan Richards is amazing, knows exactly when double-bass is needed and creates atmosphere with his perfect use of the "Zil Bell". I recomend that everyone into any type of rock music buys "seven ways to scream your name" and "casually dressed and dep in conversation" why not go get "hours" too. Im saying this, comng from Bristol where the Welsh are not the most liked people by any means. Best Songs:
>Juneau >The art of american football >Bullet Theory >escape artists never die >The end of nothing >This years most open heartbreak >1045 Amsterdam Conversations >She drove me to day time television >Waking Up >You Want Romance >10 scene points to the winer Funeral For a Friend. |
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| 4. | Minge Bisket | ||
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crusty gathering of man joy solidified in the female mud flaps to produce a solid bisket like snack Pam's minge, a bucket in its own right..a cookie jar if you will for her Minge Biskets!
Pams minge was a snack filled delight for sally when she returned from work....Minge Biskets! Mary gave her Minge Biskets to a hobo she met on the street! Alain enjoys a Minge Bisket of to after his dinner at grannies house... |
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| 5. | hippylicious | ||
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The word hippylicious has developed and evolved from the term hippy. As hippys are all about peace and free-love, the word denotes peace and free-love to objects around the world. Matt is very hippylicious to the light shade.
Meaning Matt likes the light shade. |
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| 6. | Piss Foot | ||
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It's a word used to describe someone who somehow manages to piss on their feet while standing at a urinal. *Ben walks into the toilet*
Matt says : "Oh my god, Ben's pissed on his foot again, what a 'piss foot'." Ben says "Naa.. Rubbish man, it was from the sink, give me a break!" Matt says "No way, from now on you'll be known as 'piss foot'" |
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| 7. | J HOOD | ||
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when you trim ur pubes in the bathroom of your student house , forget to clean up, and end up clogging the sink. Then your housemates find it clogged and attempt to fix the hairy dilemma only to realize that it is indeed unfixable- the hair is just too thick! Ultimately the sink needs to be replaced and you have yourself with one hell of a J HOOD. "Omggggggg Matt Davies Pulled a J HOOD Again!!!!"
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