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Hit The Matresses 

Often used by a mobster. "Hitting the matresses" is a term used during a mob-war. When two families or mobs are feuding, they battle it out by whackin' each other. "Hitting the matresses" is known as going into hiding. Usually finding an unknown, empty house, room, or appartment and sleeping on just a single matress.
It's getting rough, Sonny's already thinkin' of hittin' the matresses and we've only whacked a guy.

We need to hit the matresses before this shit gets outta' hand.
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flesh matress 

that chicks on her back so much she's a flesh matress
flesh matress by clc May 8, 2004

Hotel Matress 

A fragrance created by Lady Gaga that smells like semen and blood.
Seth Myers(1):Excuse Me, but by any chance are you wearing Hotel Matress?

Seth Myers(2):No I'm not.

Seth Myers(1): So It's Just Semen and Blood?
Hotel Matress by Alman42 February 25, 2011

frat matress 

A college girl, or townie who spends most of her time under 1 or more frat boys.
My roomate is such a frat matress, if i put her under a blacklight the girl would glow.
frat matress by Lylli December 14, 2006

Squaddy matress

A squaddy matress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.
"That Laura is a right squaddy matress she's shagged 17 of them!"
Squaddy matress by ali December 8, 2004

matressable 

Worthy of having sex with. Not necessarily on a matress or bed, but hence the name.
Bill: Yo, Joe, what do you think of that brunette over there?
Joe: Definitely matressable, man! I'd love to get me a piece of that!
matressable by Midami June 9, 2005

Skater Matress 

A girl who sleeps with only skaters just so they will allow her to hang out with them. Age of the skater is of no matter to the Skater Matress!
"Dude I always see that girl at this skate park." "Yeah man-she's a Skater Matress!"