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Paul Matheny 

The One, the most powerful person in existence. Destined for greatness, he is feared by all and revered by many. He may one day save the world, or he may choose to destroy it instead. A genius, he refuses to deal with idiots.
He has amazing style and is the most attractive man to have ever walked the Earth. He also has perfect logical thinking skills.

If you wrong him, he will kill you, no questions asked. He is extremely vengeful and will get back at you no matter how long it takes.

He is Perfection.
How would I describe Paul Matheny? In a word, Perfect.
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Dan the Matheny 

One who is very dumb. He likes to sexually assault felines. He had no friends and like to act like he's tough but he's not. He will always be made fun of by someone no matter where he is.
That kid over there is so gay. I think he is Dan the Matheny
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Metheny Face 

A distorted facial expression meant to simulate an ultra-intense (male) orgasm; popularized by guitarist Pat Metheny, who makes such a face during solos.
While watching pron: "Check out the Metheny Face on that dood!"
Metheny Face by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Arthur Mathery 

Arthur mathery is someone who is suffering from depression but still manages to keep everyone around him smiling, even when he isnt. He is always there for his friends when nobody else is. He can keep secrets and will naver go behind your back. He has a Instagram account called oof.tracer. Arthur mathery wont let anyone close to him because he has been hurt before and wont trust anyone because they might be a back stabber. Arthur needs help but he is an amazing person. (Btw dont ask who wrote this)
Arthur Mathery is awesome
Arthur Mathery by Randomchild1221221 February 10, 2018
A beautiful baby girl and she has the most prettiest smile, prettiest face I’ve ever seen❤️
Best friend: Hey Mathena your so pretty

Mathena: thanks!
mathena by Dejmathena December 8, 2021
A well organized stubborn person, Mathany is a girl that is ambitious, intelligent and will not go down with a fight. She is extremely pretty and romantic but hard to make her like you back. The loyal best friend that you always come running to is Mathany.
My friend is such a Mathany!

mathelyn 

A very beautiful being inside and out. Known fault is being extremely honest even when it hurts,but she will never lead you astray. Never afraid of a challenge just don't get in her way ,because she will blow right through any obstacles.
Mathelyn is greatest person I know.
mathelyn by BlakPussy December 21, 2016