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Mastorakis 

noun...A form of entertainment at a party where the party is the entertainment. As the night progresses the mastorakis usually becomes more outrageous, wild, immoral, and secretive between the party goers remaining.

Originally referred to the outrageous parties thrown by the famous Greek director Nikos Mastorakis. People would show up and become spectators at his elaborate parties at this palatial mansion on a Mediteranean island.
Sit down, shut up, and enjoy your mastorakis!

or

Haven't you had enough mastorakis yet?

or

Did you see the mastorakis that went on in the hot tub?
Mastorakis by JennOaz June 8, 2010
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A small YouTuber who thinks he's all that and is overall a mega-cunt. Also he's a neutral ass pussy.
Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of MasterZ on YouTube?
Guy 2: No, who the fuck is that.
Guy 1: Sorry his shit only comes up if you look up MasterZ1231.
*Watches Content*
Guy 2: Well that was fucking gay.
MasterZ by Just Another Memer January 20, 2018

Mastorium 

A synthesis of masturbate and auditorium. Refers specifically to a young man's messy room - his headquarters. Significant masturbatory activities occur within the mastorium; a cum dungeon.
Kun Snr: "Hi Kun, what are you up to?"

Middle Kun: "Just cleaning up my mastorium!"
Mastorium by kooneyman July 5, 2010

mastoras 

1.A person who is of hot headed nature. They're fun and social people who have the ability to start off the morning with a smile.

2. Hard working person.



3.Term is Greek.


4. Fun people who like to party! Woot!

<i>I'm having one of those mastoras mornings!</i>
mastoras by Emmissuperduper August 24, 2008

Mastoralectomy 

The removal of a mother's tit from their child's mouth
All insurances should cover a mastoralectomy for every person (especially guys) at the age of 18, if not before.
Mastoralectomy by CupkacKole October 26, 2011

Haxor Mastor 

A rondom burglar that owns jer fayce by means of newmaness. A Ruggid Individual that decided what he can and cant do. Even the navay cant stop him. A brilliant mind in wich bluntness is his stratigy. Equipped the MOST Haxor devices known to mankind.
"that random burglar gots ownd by that awper...hes haxor to the maxor!...wait the random burglar respawnd in DOOM 3 skin bat. and pumbled that haggard haxor to the matzor with plasma canon and 3 frag G. damn he aint messin nigga."

the graphics card of choice for this Haxor mastor:

IBM Graphics 1000 integrated hardware chip.

DAMN!

games for the Haxor Mastor:

DOOM 3D
E.T. (ripped from atari.)
race car driver
CS 1.5
(all games hacked to fit the Colecovision Atari 2600 Expansion Module.)

DAMN dis haggard random burglar owns jer fayce!

Wall Paper:

goat man, tubgirl, lemon party platnum edition as active desktop jpg.

So as you can see the newmanness of this Haxor mastor way out burglars any Haxor with the ballz to come close to this haggard goatman with a sword. 10 times the L337ness of an ati readeon x850 xt platnum edition 256mb duel DVI/TVI outs and a 16 pipeline rendering method.
Haxor Mastor by steve December 21, 2004

mastorgy 

When a group of male friends are watching porn and masturbate while sitting together.
We were watching a porn and had a mastorgy.
mastorgy by Mischa03 January 21, 2012