Massaging The Donut 

To make something out of nothing

I didn't prepare for that speech at all; I was completely massaging the donut.

Massaging The Donut by Orukum May 16, 2010

massaging 

To rub someone's body such has back feet and neck to be relaxed

My boyfriend is massaging my back to relax it after a stressful day at school.

massaging by Annagu14 April 22, 2016

crotch-massagingly

adverb: eliciting such a pleasurable response that one is forced to massage their crotch.

"Jessica Alba? She's crotch-massagingly hot!"
"I finished my term paper... it's crotch-massagingly comprehensive."

crotch-massagingly by AlexAtGT June 16, 2006

massaging kink 

When your partner massages the knots out of you back and the moans from pain turn them on.

"Oh yeah that guy was kinky, he had a massaging kink"
"No way, I'm so jealous!"

massaging kink by Dudethatsforshizuptheyinyang January 18, 2018

massaging my man muscle 

to masturbate

dude what the fuck happened last night? i called u like 5 times.

sorry man i was massaging my man muscle and i just lost track of time.

oh, ok. i understand.

massaging my man muscle by long john smellyballs August 19, 2009

massabating 

To masturbate in front of your boss/master.

Man, I can't believe Jeff got fired at work for his act of massabating in the break room.

massabating by asstiger6969 October 2, 2011

Masdebating

The act of getting sexually aroused from participating in and/or watching debate. This can be any debate, whether political, religious, or who should be the designated driver after everyone gets shitfaced on vodka.

Ricky: Why the fuck does Tom always whip his dick out and start fapping away whenever a presidential debate is on?

Jack: He's masdebating. He has a fetish for debate.

Ricky: Ah, I see. Excuse me while I go throw up about something else.

Masdebating by FUCK YOU I'M A WIZARD October 5, 2013