Someone who turns boys into bitchboys.
Sam Poole: Bow to me bitchboy
Michael Hill: Yes Massa
by WebsterPlus2 February 25, 2020
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When an insignificant person either says something that no one cares about or says something completely out of context. This expression is also used to make people who don't get references/jokes shut the f*ck up when they don't add any valuable input to the conversation.
Person 1: *tells a joke*
Person 2: *says something retarded completly unrelated*
Person 1: stfu massa
by Paclone March 18, 2020
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Having fondled a subordinate and made sexual overtures (homo or hetero), subsequently blaming on a third party (often a sitting president), to avoid taking responsibility.
It was a spectacular massa-tribution. Eric made a grab for his staffer and blamed it on the President. It's equally as unlikely that Mother Theresa was responsible for his salty language.
by Sgt Rocque March 9, 2010
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A Mexican Aeronautic Specialized Space Administration. James Massa is the Man-Child written of in the scripture. Thee James Massa is admired by all of the bitches. James Massa's might be Leprechaun's or Ewoks.
When one asks, "How Does One acquire all of the bitches?" He simply replies " I'm James Fucking Massa, bitches love James Fucking Massa." Look that guy is so hot he must be a James Massa.
by T.J. Massacre January 7, 2012
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Kid #1: "Dude there's that kid Nick Massa."
Kid #2: "Yeah, he's such a tool."
by thatrandomdude November 3, 2010
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A congressman who sexually harasses a male staffer including 'tickling', groping or 'hair-tossling'
When his male staffer that he should be "chasing" after the bridesmaid at the wedding party, the Massa-fracker, representing the state of NY, suggested instead that he should be "fracking" the male staffer, before groping him and tossling his hair.
by Jaggsokc March 10, 2010
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A person who has been tickled to the point of tears as former congressman Eric Massa has claimed to have done.
John sat on top of Lisa and tickled her. She laughed until she cried. She was totally massa-kissed.
by cliffsedge March 14, 2010
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