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Mashed POO-ta-TOES The act of shitting in the shower, then mashing the poo down the drain with one's toes to destroy the evidence. Jill enters the shower and says: "Why does it smell like shit in here?!"
Jack: "Sorry, I couldn't hold it. I had to do the mashed pootatoes." |
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