A man or woman's body type where they have big hips and thighs, and a large, dumpy ass, like an animal mascot for a sports team. Sometimes their head can appear too small for their body, given their huge bottom section.

I'm sure you've seen people like this. They look like a person in a Yogi Bear suit, or a team mascot, because the bottom half of their body is too big, compared to their head.
"That woman in the Accounting Department has a Mascot Body."
by mftmark November 20, 2009
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an average looking middle aged wife who delights in bringing cheer to her husband and her home.
He could have had one of a dozen trophy wifes but instead he waited for the love of a true friend. He waited for his mascot wife.
by HipNanny March 22, 2011
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aka "Kiddie Horror", or "Kiddypasta" Is a sub genre from internet horror, and has been around for quite some time, though it could be argued that FNAF pioneered the sub genre to popularity in 2015. It is used to describe either a game, movie, creepypasta, or horror franchise that pertains to younger audiences such as young Gen Z's and Alphas. Where as older generations wouldn't necessarily find them scary, rather seeing them as more edgy and cringeworthy, sometimes even laughably bad to the point where they wonder how some find this stuff creepy. This is because younger generations tend to be more emotionally susceptible to edgier content than others, and usually develop connections with them as part of brain development. In other words, they're retarded (with their emotions). Some examples of mascot horror such as FNAF, Bendy, Poppy Playtime, & Hello Neighbor usually contain content that is very recognizable and appealing towards these younger individuals mainly due to the cartoonish design of the characters, which is a crucial element in mascot horror. Other types of mascot horror such as Slender, Squid Games, and Siren Head weren't necessarily child friendly to begin with but as time went by, mainstream media has transformed these once horrifying icons so poorly to the point where they aren't even regarded as scary anymore. Despite the name, "mascot" refers to the fact that each mascot horror franchise contains a main notable character, whether it be good or bad.
Youtuber: Hey guys welcome to my 2 hour long video essay of why this mascot horror franchise is failing!
by FungusMan January 19, 2023
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A subgenre of horror, typically horror video games, aiming for and/or attracting a young audience through recognizable and often marketable characters, a theme of twisting something familiar or nostalgic, and ambiguous storytelling that is usually meant to keep the game and discussion around it relevant and viral.
I've been exposed to all kinds of mascot horror over the years, from Five Nights at Freddy's and Bendy and the Ink Machine, to Poppy Playtime and Garten of Banban!
by GarfieldGaming0624 July 21, 2023
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Term used to describe someone who eats a lot of shit
Ex 1
Bro 1: Yo did you see Steph stuffing shit into her mouth last night?
Bro 2: Yeah she was such a drunken mascot.

Ex 2
Dude 1: Frank kept fallin on his face he was so drunk.
Dude 2: What a retard that drunken mascot


by brich187 April 21, 2009
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The best rapper in all of PA right now. His new album TEST 1, comes out November 23, 2019. There will be 10 songs with all different sounds and new experiments no one has ever done.
Cooper S: Do you know little mascot?

Fat Ronda: Does god love Cooper S?
by Meditation Papi September 15, 2019
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