Mary Edith 

A term originating in southern Texas, a Mary Edith is a shot or pull of whiskey. Although its exact origin is unknown, it is commonly heard on college campuses throughout Texas. When asked why a shot or pull of whiskey was called a Mary Edith, the most common response was "because it's like a slap to the face".

Let's all take a Mary Edith!

Last night we took one too many Mary Ediths.

Mary Edith by Stephanie Blanche August 9, 2012

Mary Edwords

A potato cunt who laughs like a cut up potato and moves like a sliced potato. She also is a cannibal as she eats ... potatoes.

Me: mum, what’s for tea tonight?
Mum: well, I went to the shop and bought us a nice big Mary edwords

Me: ewwwww

Mary Edwords by Gaycie hoe May 16, 2019

Dear jesus mary and joseph edward i’m arriving 

British people fucking.

Becky:Dear jesus mary and joseph edward i’m arriving‼️‼️

Dear jesus mary and joseph edward i’m arriving by Batman‼️🦇 June 12, 2023

Maryed

When a piece of technology suddenly stops working for no apparent reason, no-one 'touched it' or 'fiddled' with it, it just stopped working 'all on it's own'!

Techie: What happened here then?
Customer: I don't know it just stopped working
Techie: Did you click on blah blah?
Customer: I didn't click on anything
Techie: (to other techie) it's been Maryed!

Maryed by Total Paranoia July 13, 2011

Maryed

To cheerfully say hi to a person you know very well, only to have that person completely ignore you and ruin your entire day. Also may cause severe depression when done correctly.

Person 1: Hi! How's it going?
Person 2: *turns around and walks away*
Person 3: Oh my god dude you just got severely maryed

Maryed by Im from SPARTAAAA! January 12, 2011

maryedith 

The nicest most innocent girl you'll ever meet. Doesn't know how to flirt AT ALL. Has lots of problems, but is a bomb ass friend.

Should I tell him he has nice golf clubs?
God not maryedith that's weird!

maryedith by Jesse's queen May 11, 2018