Painful Martini

To give someone an assortment of different cuts, bruises, fractures etc.

Last week, I saw Mark, Gordon and Carl give the class nerd a hell of a painful martini.

by Doent August 25, 2018

martini love

When you take a sip of a martini and do not swallow it and instead kiss your partner and swish the fluid between your mouths while you do it.

Welcome home sweety, Come here and give me some martini love!

by insanityvulture April 26, 2015

Hot Dog Martini

Taste me, please?!?
2 oz. infused hot dog water
1! oz. sweet pepper relish
SHAKE
Prepare martini glass

/Mayo drizzle/Ketchup-Mustard rim\
Adhere a softened hot dog bun slice to rim to create a job
Add 3 oz. vodka to shaker
Take shot of vodka

Make a hot dog octopus

SHAKE THAT

SHAKE IT…
Then strain into glass and enjoy like everyone who we’ve made it for has :)

Why wouldn’t you want try a hot dog martini, coward?

It’s good, like five people have already tried it

by Thelxonie555 October 17, 2021

Mouthwash Martini

When you put hand sanitizer in your mouth and make out with the person next to you

Hey do you want a mouthwash martini

by Winner9956 January 18, 2022