Dale Martin  

the love of my life, the only one for me, and the one that i would love to spend the rest of my life with. Also, the one who has captured my heart, who is better than anyone in the world. Dale is the only person i can truly say i have loved with all my heart. I've never felt like this before when im around him i get all these butterflies, and just cant stops smiling. And to be in his arms is the most perfect thing in the world. his arms are heaven, a big security blanket. and the safest place on earth, also the most loving place for me.

Dale Martin is my baby boy.

Dale is the hottest, sexiest guy in the world

Dale Martin by Kayla_RayAnn February 19, 2009

Elijah Dale Martin 

A sexy man with a massive schlong that all the ladies love. He is average height and has deep dreamy eyes. He makes you feel like the most special girl ever. Very outgoing. Doesn’t care about other people’s opinions. He is very attractive. He is kind and a gentleman. He is very well-rounded in his family. He is good with kids. He is every girls dream guy. Any girl that gets him is the luckiest in the world. Fucking HUGE Dick

Elijah Dale Martin is so Hot!

Elijah Dale Martin by GaySexIsHot May 13, 2019

Martindale 

sexual act involving a female and two midgets. (preferably light weight and homeless in appearance) So the female is able to hold one of the midgets in an upside down swinging formation toward the vaginal region. As the other midget preforms the shocker.

Dude I saw your mom with two midgets last night, they definitely did the Martindale.

Martindale by Mr. Smith92 December 24, 2010

Martindaled 

When a close friend moves in on a buddies girl to have sexual intercoarse with her for his own personal gain, most men or women that 'martindale' are unemployed and spend most of there time in there parents basement lifting weights and webcamming to girls overseas with the webcam on zoom

Alex- "man i can't believe that darryl moved in on my girl after i just broke up with her, i thought we were tight"

Kyle- "Ya dude, he totally martindaled your ass"

Martindaled by martindaler October 15, 2009

Esteemed character actress Margo Martindale 

Also known as esteemed Character actress and fugitive of the law Margo Martindale. The esteemed character actress is such a powerful character actress it is said that after the incident in Yorba Linda she was able to do an arc on the goodwife without being identified. When asked how she went on a nationally broadcasted tv show without being caught esteemed character actress margo Martindale said that she disappeared in the roll

LA times person- hold on… are you telling me Esteemed characte actress and fugitive of the law Margo Martindale has been living in your boat

Bojack - Is this one of those situations where everything we discuss is confidential due to customer service rep client privilege

LA times person - of course

Bojack - than yes Margo Martindale is living in my boat

A.K.A Esteemed character actress Margo Martindale

Esteemed character actress Margo Martindale by Pseudonyms are great January 30, 2023

Martingale 

The most amazing piece of equipment that a horse wears around its neck to prevent it from smashing you in the face.

person 1: hey, what happened to your face?

person 2: I forgot to put my horses martingale on again...

Martingale by Katie14100 August 9, 2013

Martindale-slide 

While in prone position, with full penis insertion, rotate 180° without removing penis so male's head is near female feet and so on. Continue pounding until female creates banshee squeal from pleasure. Flip 180° as often as desired.

Bro, did you tap it last night?

I didn't just tap it, I put the martindale-slide on her!
Daaaaamn yo!

Martindale-slide by youknowwhothefuckthisis May 26, 2018