Noun: An incredibly angry and belligerent drunk person who can't grow any facial hair.
Damn! that Marsh sure can't grow a mustache! Better not flick quarters at it or it'll really flip out!
I totally thought I got Marshed last night, but then I realized I have hair on my balls.
by Wombeno September 8, 2017
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Marshing (Extreme Marshmallowing): The art of catching a marshmallow in your mouth in the most physically creative way possible.
Jannet and Bertrice went to town for a good old fashion Marshing, Jannet caught a marshmallow in her mouth after resting it on a jet plane that took off for battle against alien invaders, eventually the marshmallow fell off the back of the plane that then fell directly into her mouth.
by Wonderwood July 12, 2011
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Marsh is a cute boy, who is also very messy! Ladies watch out Marsh is here! Marsh is a very good friend and generally kinda scary. He is not very open to strangers, has one very close friend, He doesn't leave her side and has a secret crush on her. He has medium hair shaved to a pomp fade and is always very messy. When he was young his older brother killed himself because he was being bullied, ever since that Marsh never let anyone close to him. He is second in command in his gang. Not afraid to stand up for what he believes in.
Eva- "Who's that cutie"

Kimmy- "Him?"

Eva- "Yes"

Kimmy- "That's Marsh, my 'bestfriend' "
by LilyPopYT June 25, 2019
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The nonbinary person who is a real hot piece of ass. You look at a Marsh and you forget you're straight or even a man. You just want to fuck that person so bad your clothes are practically falling off of yourself when you see them. sometimes it's a person you pick out in a crowd of people and you just tear up at the sight of true beauty and sexual appeal. You realize how insignificant you are in the Marsh's presence and you are but a mere toy for sexual desire.

All the while however you will be just happy you were able to pleasure someone of such appeal. You will never again see someone of the Marsh's level and you realize that sex or even life in general will not be the same anymore. You've been blessed by being used and you are happy about it.

The aftermath of this however will only be downhill. You peaked. That's it. You know you will never even see anyone that makes you want to cum at the sight of their face again.
Friend 1: hey dude I saw a real marsh the other day.

Friend 2: did you smash that ass?

Friend 1: yeah, sex just isn't the same now
by Quarbus September 21, 2020
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A term to describe the chaviest of chavyness, derives from the areas of West and East Marsh in Grimsby,Uk.
Oi mate that party last night was the definition of marsh” “Ano mate”
by Lololo-2 December 1, 2017
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when someone drinks to the point of not being able to walk, talk, or pretty much function at all, while still thinking he's a ladies man.
man that guy is fuckin MARSHED!
by dalejr September 21, 2011
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The moist, frothy crotch juice one develops after having kayaked in hot and humid weather.
Mike got of the kayak and saw his shorts were stuck to himself but the thick marsh of the day.
by Rehabdirector March 28, 2017
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