a guy who defends a broke girl from douchebag drug dealers who will give her drugs only if she'll have sex with them
girl: yo, will you front me some weed?
douchebag dealer: just slide and we can tree
girl: eww! you asshole! that's prostitution
dealer: chill out
marpenter: no you chill out, dickwad! (then beats his ass like the terminator would)