Top Definition
A person who would rather the anus of another man than the furry taco of a woman.

also see back door bandit and hershy highway
"That joe joe sims is a real marmite bandit"

"I bet that marmite bandit likes it in the Hershy highway"
by Samuel Wilson June 16, 2004
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