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a marmite addict is often very territorial over THEIR jar of marmite. Often results in fists being beaten against walls.
Signs of an addict...
1. expresses extreme concern over a missing jar of marmite
2. attacking relatives and housemates over the potential steal of marmite
3. irrational behaviour towards neighbouring objects when marmite fails to appear for a daily fix
I am not suggesting you stole my marmite just that you confused it with yours?!
(the early signs of a marmite addict.)

by loveitorhateit February 24, 2009
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