Marmoset 

a smol monkey that loves getting pet with tooth brushes and eating grapes

did you see that gif of marmosets eating grapes?
yes, but send it to me again

Marmoset by jagsba December 23, 2019

midget marmosettery 

High-level mischief; unscupulous behaviour; an attempt to shirk responsibility or engage in shifty dealings; banditry of a high degree; or silverback-gorillery of a lesser degree; similar to jiggery-pokery but possibly of a more comical and less offensive nature.

"Far out Lim, check out this there is some complete miget marmosettery going on here."

"Hey Mers, I went in there and told them straight, we didn't want to see any more midget marmosettery from them anymore."

midget marmosettery by The word bandit January 14, 2010

Marmoset 

A Marmoset occurs when a woman, angered with her male partner, feigns arousal and informs her partner that she would be incredibly turned on if he were to strip down, stand before her and trim his balls with hair stylist’s scissors, a pair of which she happens to have handy. The partner obliges, and during the course of his trim job, the woman kicks him squarely in the nuts, piercing his scrotum and possibly a testicle.

When Jane found out Mark had been cheating on her with one of his interns, she waited until he got home and then gave him a Marmoset he would not soon forget.

Marmoset by Atro SYB August 18, 2009

mamaset 

Night-dwelling female human - your mother, or other hot mama.
Origin: mama + marmoset, a nocturnal animal

"Gotta check in with the Mamaset, but I can't ring her yet; it's only 2pm".

mamaset by sparkieruth December 28, 2008

Marmasset Smuggler 

A person who actively places furry animals into their underpants in order to hide them from the rest of the world.

Ever notice a person at the airport walking in a strange manner? this person is proberbly a Marmasset Smuggler and has 4 or 5 of the poor buggers stuffed in his pants. Customs will give you a hefty fine and a possible prison sentence.

Marmasset Smuggler by Curly Calamari September 29, 2008

Marmoset 

An annoying monkey which eats attic snails in unfortunate Brazilian houses. Not to mention they sneak into boats in the Amazon.
Further reading: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marmoset

Ese marmoset sneaked into mi casa anoche just to comer our old nachos!

Marmoset by WeirdMapper May 2, 2019

marmaletta

marmaletta is the best person on earth. she never ever leaves you alone, no matter how upset she is at you or just in general. you can have hours of convos with her, and she always gives all her attention (except when she has winnie) she has the purest soul and she’s the tanto carina girl ever ever ever ever. if you ever find a best friend like her,(which you won’t lmao because she’s on in a million) never let go, no matter how hard it is, the one rule is to never let go. otherwise your have made the biggest mistake in your life

“lei tanto carina!” “who?” “marmaletta of course”

marmaletta by you ehave eieieis June 28, 2019