Malaria 

Malairia is a protazoan parasite that is caught from a mosquito

Malaria is caused by the plasmodium parasite, mainly found in africa but can be found anywhere mosquitos live.
Even though feared by many, malaria has a fairly low death rate,and can be easily prevented.
Its life cycle begins when an infected mosquito bites an uninfected human, it infects the human, then if an unifected mosquito bites an infected host, the life cyclee repeats
Malaria can be easilyprevented by using mosquito repellent and mosquito nets at night. One thing your lucky that it is fairly common it is one of the less serious mosquito born diseases

Malaria is trash

Malaria by blah_blah-blah_ May 30, 2020

Marlariya

General:

Marlariya (pronounced similar to Malaria, but not!), first reported in central North America, results from an absence of the company of Marleah. Marlariya is characterized by the following symptoms:

• depression
• social withdrawal
• diminished focus
• intense shivers
• chapped lips
• hair loss, and
• you shrivel up and die

History:

Marlariya accounts for approximately 3% of all deaths caused by preventable-diseases. The first case of Marlariya was reported outside of Carlisle, Ontario, where, hopeless and delusional, Chris decided to “off-road it” into a herd of migrating deer. After mowing down precisely half of them, Chris hit a stray lion, which flipped his car into the jagged rocks looming below. The Mobsters soon after stole his ghetto aluminium hub caps from the flaming wreckage scattered about. Chris died instantly upon hitting the first deer.

Earlier that day, the firster case of Marlariya claimed the life of Norman who, walking home with Chris and Marleah, was pushed by Marleah-Chris into a drift of snow. Norman, having lost his hair earlier that week, was unable to bear the harsh coldness of the drift and froze instantly. All that remained was his shoes that, along with an unidentified frozen carcase, were shipped to the Evil Prang for terrible experiments.

Research:

So far there have been no reported cases of Marlariya, but experts fear that the disease, if left unchecked, could claim a large percentage of the population.

The only known antidote to Marlariya is Marleah, and the last of her kind was believed to have disappeared several centuries ago, except Marleah, the last of her kind.

Ongoing research by science-type people has been aimed at cloning Marleah from the perfectly preserved Marleah unearthed at the park, with the help of Marleah.

Treatment:

If you believe that you have contracted Marlariya, you are advised to seek out the one remaining Marleah in the mountains and make her laugh. Bring hair, nice hair. And long eyelashes.

Chris suffered from all the symptoms of Marlariya. Consequently, he drove into a deer which was actually a pack of deer. He then proceeded to drive off a cliff. Mobsters came out and stole his hubcaps. Chris died from the feelings of withdrawal he had from not basking in Marleah's presence. His death was horrible and tragic and could have been prevented if only he had talked to Marleah more. Stupid dumb dumb.

Marlariya by Chris from the Dead January 30, 2006

marlania 

She's strong physically, and outgoing. But she's actually sensitive. Don't get on her bad side because in any argument she'll make sure she'll win! But she is someone you defiantly do not want to loose in your life, for she will make you laugh, and smile even when your at you lowest.

(This does apply for both genders)

Person 1: i hate being in an argument with marlania

Person 2: Don't worry shes a marlania you guys will work it out!

marlania by BeepBeep007 August 7, 2017

Malarials 

Malarials are a millennial contracted disease caused by enlightenment through the age of social media. Malarials often exude utopian type ideals of social equality through marginalizing as well as state run education and healthcare. Left untreated, they may swarm you with their problems while shielding themselves in safe spaces.

These malarials are everywhere. They spread their complaints throughout society, but never actually fix anything.

Malarials by HYD18 September 13, 2016

Mallaria 

The unpleasantly drowsy, grouchy feeling common after a long day of shopping, especially in a mall.

"My feet hurt! Why does it smell like Auntie Anne's EVERYWHERE in here! Let's go home."

"Relax, sweetie. You've just got a little case of Mallaria. Take some Ibuprofen."

Mallaria by dadanddaughter March 29, 2009

Muni Malaria 

General term for any of a number of cold or flu maladies that you get from riding San Francisco's crowded and poorly ventilated Muni Trains.

"Ugh... I think I'm coming down with Muni Malaria. I probably got it from the tiny Asian lady with no sense of personal-space who kept coughing on me on my commute yesterday morning. The garlic bagel she had for breakfast wasn't very appetizing while being sneezed into my face."

Muni Malaria by Jeffrey Glover November 28, 2007

hoe with malaria 

Worse than a thot. Will climb into ur room while you sleep and rape u. Also ugly as fuck.

Person 1: Damn, Veronica is such a hoe with malaria man! She got pregnant and says i'm the father!
Person 2: Dude, I feel u, she did that to me to man.

hoe with malaria by Lunchbox 92 June 12, 2018