a marissa grace espinoza is someone who is quirky and wild, and a person you can always get along with. they often like horses and choose unfortunate sports teams to play on. often times you can find them riding a unicycle and chewing on, but not eating, unicorn hair. don’t ask where they got it, they will always become infuriated. a marissa grace espinoza is typically a part of the jake paul fan base, and her favorite song is often “calling all the monsters” by china anne mcclain.
friend one: holy weekend, who is that gross girl riding a unicycle listening to disney channel original music chewing on unicorn hair?
friend two: oh i know her, she’s a marissa grace espinoza.
friend two: oh i know her, she’s a marissa grace espinoza.
by yeetyeetyeet October 13, 2018
by megiegiegie July 16, 2011