Marin Country Day School

A k-8 private school in Marin county. This school is “inclusive of all backgrounds and diversity”, but unless you can pay the 40000 $ tuition every year, your exempt. In 8th grade 2022, I can name a whopping 15 out of 80 kids that aren’t white. If you’re a girl, you must wear lulu lemon and wear oversized sweatshirts. Girls also must go to Starbucks every day at or they risk severe withdrawal from their pumpkin spice lattes. Girls must also have played lacrosse for 2 or more years or everyone will basically fuck you for being “unathletic”. Boys must wear khakis and graphic tea shirts to be popular. The teachers also are seemingly blind to whenever any rich fuck twat bullies or shits on everyone. Everyone that attends must also have at least 2 or more houses, or else your considered poor. Moms don’t even have to work, as their rich ass husbands that work in law or finance make enough money to pay for the g wagon that their wives drive to yoga in, and they can still afford their chalet in the Swiss alps, their summer vacation home, and their regular home.

person one:(loudly) OH NO.I ACCIDENTALLY DROPPED MY 1300$ IPHONE 13 AND MY AIRPOD PROS ON MY 3000 $ OFF WHITE SHOES.

person 2 to person 3:(Whisper) Rich thunder cunt. He must go to Marin country day school.

person 3: Agreed

Marin Country Day School by Amy Edolson March 6, 2022

Marin country day school

Marin country day school is just rich. You either own 4 cars or 4 houses.

Wow Marin country day school has 2 tracks and a gym.

Marin country day school by I 💗 ur mom January 29, 2022

Marin country day school

You either own 5 houses or 5 cars.

Person 1: woah look at those group of 13 year old 7th graders that only wear lululemon and golden goose.

Person 2: they must go to Marin country day school

Marin country day school by I 💗 ur mom January 29, 2022

Marin Country Day School

A bunch of rich kids that walk around and act cool but are not. They cry when they get below a 90% but laugh at other people when they do badly. Everyone is very insecure and has a wide range of problems. There is a no-bullying agreement that never is looked after and is often broken. While some kids talked about regular things, people from MCDS discuss their future carriers and talk about how many phones they had. MCDS prides itself on being a sporty school, but we have never won a single game of basketball because we are all really bad when it comes time to play. Countless boys pose as a skater but have never touched a board in their life. The few people that do skate go hardly noticed because they are usually the unpopular kids and no one cares if they do, but if one popular kid touches a skateboard people automatically think they are going to the Olympics. IF a girl does not bring there pumpkin spice latte to school they will suffer from extreme withdrawal and go home to their 30 million dollar house. There is 0.01% of kids that go to MCDS and are not complete dicks. And those kids are the people that leave the school after 1 year because they have been bullied into leaving.

person 1: hello

person 2: fuck off your from Marin Country Day School

Marin Country Day School by Katherine Dinh March 6, 2022

Marin County 

You know you're from Marin County when...

- It's a bigger deal to come out as a Republican than to come out of the closet.
- Your parents make $120,000 a year, yet you're still considered middle class.
- You know the difference between Thai, Vietnamenese, Chinese, Japanese, Cantonese, and Korean food.
- Left is right and right is wrong.
- Your typical weekend night is spent in a hot tub...
- ...or driving around looking for a party.
- You can't walk into Comforts without seeing at least two people you know.
- None of your friends are around over school breaks because they're either off in Europe or Hawaii, or spending time up at their Tahoe homes.
- Every car at your school either has a bumper sticker for Kerry 2004 or one with the name of a prestigious college...or both.
- The hippy crowd at your school makes up the majority of the school's population.
- There are more hybrid cars at your school than there are black people.
- You have been stopped by cops for being out past curfew.
- Parties are consistently broken up by 11.
- You know the difference between a Cabernet and a Sauvignon Blan...before you turn thirteen.
- You spent your Saturday nights as a seventh grader at Bar and Bat Mitzvah parties.
- You hear the words snow and blow and immediately think about MC.
- You've been at In 'n Out until closing...more than once
- You regularly eat at vegan or organic restaurants
- You have to cross a bridge to find something to do past 10 o'clock
- You play Texas Hold 'Em regularly, and never buy in for less than $20
- You can't imagine going to college parties and having to drink cheap ass beer for once

basically its for the the tree hugging hot tubbing liberals the whole country makes fun of but wishes they were actually part of it (marin county)

Marin County by arw October 7, 2005

Marin county 

Home to the og soccer moms, with their big ass hats and huge Tesla suvs and their iPhone 11 pro Max’s, not caring what the fuck their kids do. Rich ass liberals living in Marin will blow your mind. Fake environmentalist walk the streets at the town center with their Louis Vuitton bags. All together Marin county is fun.

She looks like a Marin county mom

Marin county by Gofuckahoe_ November 15, 2019

Marin County 

Also known as Money County, the 415, etcetc. One of the richest counties in the US, consisting of everything from Sausalito (Saus-Town) to Novato. Known for its rich natural beauty, even the inmates at San Quentin have a good view. Typical Marin weather cannot be classified as typical, cause it decides to fluctuate between 80 degrees one day and 2 inches of rain the next. A great place to raise a family in but hell once you reach your teen years, which is why we have the highest underage drinking problem in California. We love our thizzles and just about everyone you know has smoked or regularly smoke weed, including parents and teachers, since we're pretty much the home of some of the most chronic weed in the country and originators of 4:20. Because the most feared robbers in the county are racoons, Marin cops do their job by fucking with teenagers and will not hesitate to stop you for skating without a helmet on. Middle school years are spent at Bat and Bar mitzvahs, at Northgate mall, at the movies, or at someone's pool party. A typical weekend night for a Marin high schooler consists of driving around looking for parties, finding one, the cops shutting it down by eleven, and having nothing to do so you end up at In-N-Out, Sol Food or the CVS parking lot and knowing half the people in there. And it takes a trip to some foreign country to realize we live in one of the nicest places in the world. As much as you get to hate it, you just can't imagine growing up anywhere else.

$1 million dollars will buy you a one level house with no backyard in Marin County.

Marin County by fouronefive March 30, 2011