Marco Island

One of the most boring places on Earth. Filled with angry and confused old people, Marco Island is one of the ten thousand little shits floating around in a gigantic toilet.

There is absolutely nothing to do; and if you are seen walking around in the middle of the day, you will be looked down upon for not driving around everywhere like a little snob, even though the island is so fucking small.

The largest and worst part of the Ten Thousand Islands.

The graveyard is known as the one of the biggest attractions on the island. Seriously.

You won't find more hatred directed towards children from old people than you would in Marco Island.

Marco Island by Harry Norris May 18, 2008

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Marco Island

A city now in SW Florida where 99.9% of the inhabitants are over the age of 90 but still think they can drive. Also a good place to go if you are between the ages of 14-21 and would like to get harassed by both the locals and local police force alike. Tourist girls that are cute and between the ages of 15-18 are more than welcome and please bring friends

Oh my gosh mom Marco Island is chop full of old people!!

Marco island is just another large retirement home

I love Marco Island

Marco Island by Marco Local KJR August 9, 2009

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Marco Island

A piece of shit island that is full of 100,000+ 90 year Olds. Known as a beach destination, and it's easy to see why! Marco Island has barf green water and a mile wide beach that looks like a damn dessert and takes about 15 minutes to get to the water. Named number 1 island in the US, for reasons unknown. Nothing to do nowhere to go, the beach sucks, and too many crabby 90 year olds. Don't go, not worth the drive.

Hey I'm going to Marco Island next week!
Cool! Are you gonna get aids from the pool that about 40 century old cunts shat in?
Hell yeah bro!

Marco Island by analdestroyer99 March 29, 2015

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Marco Island

An island in south west florida with about 400 kids and 1,100 retired people.

My grandparents moved to Marco Island.

Marco Island by beachbum1024 April 10, 2007

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

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