Minimum Advertised Price. An agreement between suppliers and retailers stipulating the lowest price an item is allowed to be advertised at. If you've ever tried to shop around and keep nosing up against the same number, you may have just discovered that good's MAP. This is why sometimes you see signs that say "price too low to advertise!" Or why when shopping online, sometimes the price doesn't show up until further in the transaction process. Retailers can incur sizable fines and/or penalties from their suppliers for violating MAP contracts.
by Paul "Spock" L February 6, 2009
A Minor Attracted Person (MAP) is another word for "asshole", "scumbag", or "pedophile".
the word "MAP" was created by child molesters to disassociate themselves from the word "pedophile" because pedophiles are usually considered the lowest scum on earth in most parts of the world.
You will usually see these degenerate pieces of human trash on social media such as Facebook or Twitter promoting sexual contact with minors A.K.A. "MAP Positivity".
Fun fact: anyone who identifies as a "MAP" on social media have a 100% chance of being registered to a FBI child predator watchlist and is being monitored.
the word "MAP" was created by child molesters to disassociate themselves from the word "pedophile" because pedophiles are usually considered the lowest scum on earth in most parts of the world.
You will usually see these degenerate pieces of human trash on social media such as Facebook or Twitter promoting sexual contact with minors A.K.A. "MAP Positivity".
Fun fact: anyone who identifies as a "MAP" on social media have a 100% chance of being registered to a FBI child predator watchlist and is being monitored.
Pedophile: "MAP Positivity! Remember that MAPs are human beings too!"
Parents: "Remember that the 6 year old that you molested 10 years ago is now in a mental hospital scarred for life!"
Parents: "Remember that the 6 year old that you molested 10 years ago is now in a mental hospital scarred for life!"
by Squag tentacles September 15, 2020
Man-Alien-Predator (pronounced M-A-P or MAP):
Lil Wayne's(Dwayne Carter, Jr.'s) Species.
A Man-Alien-Predator is a creature that is part Human, part Alien, and part Predator (Like off the movie AVP). Lil Wayne is the only certified MAP, he is a special subspecies of it called MAP (Midget-Alien-Predator). Somehow a midget human, an alien, and a predator mixed together. Probably at some Intergalactic Kegger. The Alien and Predator were most likely highly intoxicated on space beer and ran a train on an ugly female human midget, thus resulting in the creature we now call Lil Wayne.
All MAPs are either born with no penis or a micro penis, thus leaving them basically sterile, also with no soul. They dont have any of the powers of Aliens or Predators, the only power they have is brainwashing. This would explain how Lil Wayne looks like he does and cant rap but yet he still has fans. How else could a 5'4'', short, ugly, non-hood, fake thug, wannabe, homo, shadow creature, no-talent, hybrid species, micro-penised midget sell records?
Lil Wayne's(Dwayne Carter, Jr.'s) Species.
A Man-Alien-Predator is a creature that is part Human, part Alien, and part Predator (Like off the movie AVP). Lil Wayne is the only certified MAP, he is a special subspecies of it called MAP (Midget-Alien-Predator). Somehow a midget human, an alien, and a predator mixed together. Probably at some Intergalactic Kegger. The Alien and Predator were most likely highly intoxicated on space beer and ran a train on an ugly female human midget, thus resulting in the creature we now call Lil Wayne.
All MAPs are either born with no penis or a micro penis, thus leaving them basically sterile, also with no soul. They dont have any of the powers of Aliens or Predators, the only power they have is brainwashing. This would explain how Lil Wayne looks like he does and cant rap but yet he still has fans. How else could a 5'4'', short, ugly, non-hood, fake thug, wannabe, homo, shadow creature, no-talent, hybrid species, micro-penised midget sell records?
Guy 1: "Man, how does Lil homo ass Wayne still sell records and have fans?"
Guy 2: "Hes an MAP, they have no soul and their only power is brainwashing simple minded people, thus resulting in mindless Wayne fans"
Guy 1: "Oh yeah, and I heard he has a tiny penis, what size is it?"
Guy 2: "Superhead said its the size of a Mini Vienna Sausage....Divided by 100, you need a high powered microscope to witness its sheer smallness....WOW man..."
Guy 2: "Hes an MAP, they have no soul and their only power is brainwashing simple minded people, thus resulting in mindless Wayne fans"
Guy 1: "Oh yeah, and I heard he has a tiny penis, what size is it?"
Guy 2: "Superhead said its the size of a Mini Vienna Sausage....Divided by 100, you need a high powered microscope to witness its sheer smallness....WOW man..."
by MAPExterminator June 17, 2008
by Tinnyfrog February 2, 2008
"Minor attracted person" AKA a paedophile.
This is their try to paint themselves as something less dangerous, which is absolutely sickening and it shouldn't be supported in any way.
This is their try to paint themselves as something less dangerous, which is absolutely sickening and it shouldn't be supported in any way.
Normal dude: Oh you're not a pedo you're a MAP?
Sick freak: yes
Normal dude: yeah they're gonna need a map to find you soon, you piece of shit
Sick freak: yes
Normal dude: yeah they're gonna need a map to find you soon, you piece of shit
by saviour_from_embarrassment June 19, 2020
Maps is referring to directions put on paper that someone uses when they are planning to travel or leave
Reference someone as "maps" because they are leaving
Reference someone as "maps" because they are leaving
The Yeah Yeah Yeahs song "Maps"
"Wait... they don't love you like I do... Wait they don't love you like I do... Maaaaaps..."
"Wait... they don't love you like I do... Wait they don't love you like I do... Maaaaaps..."
by jessbdancin January 11, 2006
1. Usually on a piece of paper or parchment, a drawing of the surroundings and is usually used to navigate.
2. Multi Animator Project, where multiple animators take parts of an audio clip or song and animate them separately.
3. Minor Attracted Person, pedophile.
2. Multi Animator Project, where multiple animators take parts of an audio clip or song and animate them separately.
3. Minor Attracted Person, pedophile.
1. Billy: Hey, you got a map?
Steve: Who the heck uses maps nowadays!?
2. Animator: Can I have Part 2 of your MAP?
Host: Alrighty then
3. Idiot: i'M nOt A pEdOpHiLe, I'm A mAp!
Steve: Who the heck uses maps nowadays!?
2. Animator: Can I have Part 2 of your MAP?
Host: Alrighty then
3. Idiot: i'M nOt A pEdOpHiLe, I'm A mAp!
by The7Guy November 23, 2020