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Mathew Meagher 

A beast standing at 6’5 245 pounds that will absolutely clap your girls cheeks and make a video titled “boys, I’ve got something to tell you” all while skipping leg day.
Wow Mathew Meagher is so sexy I would let him bang my sister, I can’t get over his sexy and beautiful physique.
Mathew Meagher by XSexHaver69 December 23, 2021
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Mathew Baynton 

Person #1: “Who is Mathew Baynton?”
Person #2: “That dilf from Horrible Histories!”

Stephen Mathews 

A member of the Elite Squad, Stephen Mathews has risen to internet fame over the past year making youtube videos. Stephen has about 400 K subscribers on youtube and is growing at an exponential rate. He made an appearance in one of NELKs prank videos.
Stephen Mathews is my favourite Elite
Stephen Mathews is awesome
Stephen Mathews by BIGBUDDY2400 December 1, 2018

Maplewood 

A place where hippies go after their flower power days to get high-paying jobs and raise their children. Gays and biracial families are the norm. The families that inhabit Maplewood are often transplants from the Park Slope/Brooklyn area. People in Maplewood believe strongly in Whole Foods, eco-friendly products, yoga, Starbucks and the newest technology. Practically no one is conservative, and parents practically feed their children liberal ideals, by doing things like sending them to Obama picnics. In Maplewood, everyone knows each other. And on a nice sunny day, the parks are typically crowded with toddlers, dogs, and pot smoking teenagers. The children of maplewood are typically grow into very spoiled individuals. Their student parking lot is nicer than the teachers, and everyone has macbooks, and the newest ipods. Weed and alcohol are consumed at an alarming rate. Despite this, Maplewood turns out some of the most sucessful and talented people. So many that the high school had to start its own hall of fame. Because of this, the surrounding towns are jealous and often resort to calling Maplewood things like "Maplehood" or "Gay-plewood".
Millburn kid: I wish I was cool enough to live in Maplewood.
Maplewood by crimsonandclover April 5, 2009

Noah Mathew 

Famous for his Supreme Fapping and Fashion Sense
"Noah mathews looking Peng today"

Maplewood/South Orange 

A cool place in Jersey only a short train ride away from NYC. The highschool where young residents attend can be seen in the film Garden State starring Zack Braff, a graduate of said Highschool. Other famous grads include Lauryn Hill and the Fugees. The people are chill, the beer is cheap, and the weed is plentiful.
This town blows chunks!

I know, I wish we lived in Maplewood/South Orange!