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manabolism

manabolism - noun
manabolic - adjective

"Manabolism" is a term used to describe an activity that facilitates gains in strength, the development of brotherhood, increases in penis or testicle size, and/or swag. The word is derived from the name given to the tissue-building state known as "anabolism," to translate literally to "the building of men."

Legend has it, "manabolism" was first coined by a group of music students at the Florida State University in the early summer of 2011, as they spent the entirety of a Saturday consuming copious amounts of protein and carbohydrates (including, but not limited to bacon, steak, eggs and beer), before and after participating in a series of sports games. This day became known as "MANABOLIC DAY," as it celebrates the building of men through excessive measures of bacon, steak, football, swag, beer, and awesomeness.
"Bro, did you see 300?"
"Yeah bro. That shit was so manabolic."

What word first comes to mind when you hear the phrase, "unlimited bacon?"
"Well, manabolism, of course."
manabolism by Steve Chode April 28, 2012

beefy montopolis 

A beating with a rolled up dry towel. Typically done during morning hours to a sleeping or just waking victim. It is not uncommon for a small dog to watch curiously
Fuck around with Kiley and you'll get a beefy montopolis.
beefy montopolis by Mclovin666666 November 28, 2019

monopolus 

monopolus
x:yo FIAMA GANG is really taking over music scene in sud italy
y:monopolus
monopolus by fckyourclique November 26, 2021

manpoline 

A guy who is used by a girl though he knows it, yet keeps coming back to her despite all the crap she puts him through. The guy is invariably in love/lust with the girl and will go through hoops/put up with her back and forth in the offchance that he might be able to date her. These situations usually result in the man being crushed.

Sometimes the guy can delude himself into thinking he just wants to be good friends with her. This does not last long.
In the movie "He's just not that into you", Kevin Connolly's character (Conor) is a manpoline for Scarlet Johansson's character Anna. He's always there when she needs him but she never has to give anything back.

Guy 1: What did you do this weekend?
Guy 2: Oh it was awesome, Cara actually came over last night. She was having a tiff with her boyfriend. I made her a great dinner and we talked and cuddled a little bit. Then she left abruptly, maybe got a text from him. But I haven't heard from her since then.

Guy 1: This isn't going anywhere is it?
Guy 2: Well, I think she'll eventually see I'm a good guy and we work well together.

Guy 1: <rolls eyes>
manpoline by Vermonster August 24, 2009
Manolis (pronounced Man-oh-lee) is the name of an ancient Greek king, at that time commonly known as King Manolis. Manolis meant king in ancient greek.
- All bow to the king, king manolis!
Manolis by upsideinside November 6, 2009

monopolize 

To take up one's time in their busy life.
She was monopolizing his time with kayaking adventures.
monopolize by Jenn May 9, 2003