je mange les petits enfants 

French for "I eat the small children". Said by Phil Lester in the video "phil is not on fire". Completely necessary for any and every conversation you'll never have in French, and can ease up tension in any awkward moment.

"Parlez vous francais?" (do you speak french)
"uuuuhhh... je mange les petits enfants"
"..."

je mange les petits enfants by ta meremere April 13, 2016

Mankat Manor 

Another name for the polygamist advocacy television program 'Sister Wives' airing on the TLC (a.k.a. Manimal Planet) basic cable network.

The show focuses on the exploits of its furry patriarchal leader, 'Cody', and his extended family in their above ground burrows in Utah and Nevada.

Other family members include: 'Janelle', the dominant female; 'Meri', the caring one; 'Christine', with some social problems; 'Robyn', the rebellious one; courageous little 'Shakespeare'; and thirteen (so far) naughty pups.

Person 1: "Hey, did you see the latest episode of Mankat Manor?"

Person 2: "No! I missed it. What happened?"

Person 1: "Well, Christine tried another burrow move, and Paedon almost died in the process. Aspyn got bit by a snake, and they had another run-in with the neighboring Yoder group."

Mankat Manor by ToddUncommon March 23, 2011

trash mang 

the man lives in garbage.
eats the garbage
fucks the garbage
feeds the garbage
smacks the garbage
prays to the garbage
shits the garbage
urinates the garbage
lives like the garbage

person 1: the trash mang raped mah girl yes, hurr durr
person 2: he rapes everyone.
person 3: he's my uncle john.
person 2: die
person 1: oof
person 3: no u
doornegy: die
doornegy has been kicked from the session

trash mang by a squatting slav October 11, 2018

Manga Readers 

Bitches who never know how to shut the fuck up.

Manga reader: hey you’re an anime only?
Anime only : yea why?
Manga reader : Spoils the entire next season.
Manga readers uniting to spoil a show for someone

Manga Readers by Giyuu.Simp January 21, 2021

Manar

A beautiful, confident, independent, gorgeous, smart, intelligent girl. Manar dosent care what people say about her and she is not afraid to say her opinion. People want to be like her. Manar is just perfect.

"Hey man did you see how beautiful Manar is today?"

"She is beautiful every day"

Manar by Afnenn March 25, 2018

Manar

Manar is someone who spreads positive energy. You can't be sad when your around her.

Manar makes me so happy

Manar by Afnenn March 25, 2018

Manar

A smart, talented, thoughtful, athletic, pretty and hilarious girl. She at first seems shy and quiet but when you get to know her she's fucking loud as hell. She likes to express her opinions and if you judge her she'll bust your ass. If you have a problem with her, she'll want you to say it to her face. She doesn't care what people thinks and she does what she likes. If she cries in front of you, congrats cause that means that she's super comfortable with you. Usually she can get a little boy crazy at times but at the end of the day, she loves herself and only herself. If you date manar you're fucking the luckiest man in the world, never let her go.

Me: did you see manar, oh my god I wish I could be like her

Manar by Itzyogirly July 22, 2018