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je mange les petits enfants 

French for "I eat the small children". Said by Phil Lester in the video "phil is not on fire". Completely necessary for any and every conversation you'll never have in French, and can ease up tension in any awkward moment.
"Parlez vous francais?" (do you speak french)
"uuuuhhh... je mange les petits enfants"
"..."
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trash mang 

the man lives in garbage.
eats the garbage
fucks the garbage
feeds the garbage
smacks the garbage
prays to the garbage
shits the garbage
urinates the garbage
lives like the garbage
person 1: the trash mang raped mah girl yes, hurr durr
person 2: he rapes everyone.
person 3: he's my uncle john.
person 2: die
person 1: oof
person 3: no u
doornegy: die
doornegy has been kicked from the session
trash mang by a squatting slav October 11, 2018
Related Words
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Manga Readers 

Bitches who never know how to shut the fuck up.
Manga reader: hey you’re an anime only?
Anime only : yea why?
Manga reader : Spoils the entire next season.
Manga readers uniting to spoil a show for someone
Manga Readers by Giyuu.Simp January 21, 2021
A person who is a mand is usually very loud , filled with crackhead energy , positive , and loyal . A mand can be very kind but you do not want to get into a mand’s bad side .
Mand is bored during quarantine .
Mand by Lizzy mesadoine May 31, 2020

Eating mango 

A safe for work term used by women to describe being eaten out!
Hey Mary you sure look happy today!

*Mary* yea I had a real nice night last night! My man really enjoyed eating mango last night! He really killed it!
Eating mango by Hom2436 January 23, 2018

mang mang 

holden commodore vn-vy
that mang mang is a skid pig
mang mang by barraef May 19, 2018

arroz con mango 

Though it's literal meaning is Spanish for "rice with mango," it is meant to be used in a less tasteful way. It is typically used in Cuban slang to mean a sticky situation, a mess, or a downright clusterfuck.
Anoche hubo una gran pelea en el bar. Era un arroz con mango.
arroz con mango by KingKuria February 22, 2018