a vagina with highly evolved muscles that enable it to create a vacuum suction sensation, similar to the retractable, secondary mouth of the creature seen in "Alien." Often gives the feeling of receiving oral sex.

Rick: Bro, my dick hurts from last night.

Stu: Why? Did that black chick have a coco mandango?!

Rick: Yeah, nearly slurped my wang off.

Stu: Coco mandango...gets you every time.

coco mandango by cocodilloz July 20, 2010

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mandango

A large, muscular, african looking black man with a great deal of sexual and physical prowess.

Ben Wallace from the Detroit Pistons is a Mandango Man.

mandango by Mikeal June 23, 2005

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Mandango

A place where some people go after they die. A floating island in the sky, where there is no jealousy or boredom and everyone is engaged in wine drinking and steaming hot sex.

I'll have what the other guy is having.

Mandango by yev June 6, 2003

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Mandangos

Slang term for a man's genitals

Flag football: "Don't put your flags in front of your mandangos!"

Mandangos by DaMoney August 10, 2009

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