man seat 

A man seat is a seat in a womens clothing store. Usually located near the changing room. In which a man can sit and rest while his girlfriend, spouse, or friend is in trying on large amounts of clothing.

Men tend to favor stores with man seats because they give opportunity's to rest while on long shopping sprees with their female companion.

*2 men Sitting on a man seat in a girly shopping store*

Guy 1: Oh sweet dude this store has a man seat
Guy 2: Yeah man I've been on my feet for like 2 hours
Guy 1: Oh dude you have the sweet life I've been walking round for 6 with no food!
Guy 2: Oh man you have the hard life

man seat by King Chard July 21, 2007

man sweater 

a really hairy back and chest on a man; some men shave off their man sweaters

I don't take off my shirt in public because of my man sweater!

man sweater by Paul Thundergod July 9, 2003

man sweater 

any sweater worn by a man that causes one to question that man's man-ness.

As in, "Look at that man sweater. Ha ha ha.. what a fairy!"

man sweater by Robert Doisneau December 5, 2003

Man Sweater 

The body hair of a human man that covers the torso so well it’s almost as if they have a sweater made of hair.

“He has a lot of body hair, a full on Man Sweater!”

“I have a Man Sweater underneath my coat!”

Man Sweater by Farting4Days May 6, 2020

Sweaty Man Titty 

Caused when a man with a man boob does some form of activity that causes his man assets to sweat up.

"I went for a jog this morning and my man boobs starting sweating! I need to shower now as I have sweaty man titty".

Sweaty Man Titty by manboobzzz September 24, 2011

Sweaty Man Conundrum 

When you are inside wearing a jacket and you get so sweaty that you can't take your jacket off, because then you'll reveal just how wet your clothes are under the jacket.

Mate, yesterday I was in a meeting and I was wearing a jacket. Before I knew it I experienced the Sweaty Man Conundrum, my T-shirt was soaking wet so I had to leave the jacket on for 2 hours.

Sweaty Man Conundrum by Skoyð June 2, 2016

sweaty man salad 

an orgy of men all tangled up in a big pile of homosexual lovin', this will of course make them very sweaty, it is only a true salad if it has at least 7 men, preferably of different races to make it similiar to a salad

dave: yo last night I walked in on my brother and the western all stars basketball team in a total sweaty man salad!

mike: who was invlolved?

dave: Yao Ming, Steve Nash, Tracy McGrady, Dirk Nowitzki, Kobe Bryant, Ray Allen, Kevin Garnett, my brother and even Avery Johnson!

mike: wow that sounds like quite the event to witness

dave: who knew a guy Ray Allen's size could bend in such ways?

sweaty man salad by Bran Flakes! July 27, 2006