Shadow Man
He might seem scary at first, but if he invites you to join him from hiding from the man on the roof, accept. It is your only help if you want to stay in this plane of existence. He looks like a shadow but consumes souls of children unlike a common house shadow. If your shadow is consuming children, consult a doctor immediately.
Synonyms: he who dwells under the bed, a true 1[2=2[[32#$%$## dimension man, candle man negative, stealer of beef and toes, dave
Synonyms: he who dwells under the bed, a true 1[2=2[[32#$%$## dimension man, candle man negative, stealer of beef and toes, dave
"Hey bro, wanna hide under the bed with me?"
"No thanks, shadow man, for I am too tired."
"But h e is on the roof."
"Oh, ok then."
*joins him under the bed.*
"No thanks, shadow man, for I am too tired."
"But h e is on the roof."
"Oh, ok then."
*joins him under the bed.*
Shadow Man by bee.the.glorious.weedsnack June 11, 2019
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