Man of War 

A northeastern united states based slang term.
Usually reserved for describing a gentleman who has
righteously abandoned proper sexual etiquette. While in a drunken state, the man becomes enraged at his otherwise uncooperative genetalia, therein causing him to become volatile and unsafe with its use.

I drank so much jesus juice last night the whiskey dick had me throwin it around like a Man of War.

Man of War by Stephen Travers September 22, 2006

Portuguese Man of War 

To place ones unshorn hot sauce laden scrotum onto the face of an unsuspecting individual.

Paolo lost sight in one eye when Balltesar discovered the portuguese man of war.

Portuguese Man of War by Masochist Tea Bagger July 10, 2010

Portugese Man of war 

This shit right here is when you make the saix in a bath tub, or pool.Request to be on the bottom and while your lover is hittin' that shit you leave leave a heapin' pile of doo-doo in the basin of the tub.

While Mike and Zach were bathing Mike felt a sexual urge, Zach did not, but Mike forced him to perform anyway.To reap sweet revenge Zach let his bowls loose and produced a most fabulous Portugese Man Of War in Mike's bath tub

Portugese Man of war by Jizack February 18, 2005

one man tug-of-war 

v.To masturbate aggressively.

Gareth eventually won the one man tug-of-war. It was hard going. But, in the end, he was covered in muck anyway

one man tug-of-war by Geoff Scotland July 24, 2008

Man Tug-Of-War 

The ensuing conflict that occurs when two gentlemen get stuck whilst docking.

"I couldn't pull my cock out," said Peter, "it was a real Man Tug-Of-War".

Man Tug-Of-War by Horatio Q Nobcluster January 17, 2008