1 man 1 horse

A video that has a man getting a horse and shoving the horse's penis in the man's asshole. The man died the next day because the horse's dick was so long that it ripped the man's colon open.

Dude 1- Yo man, we should watch 1 man 1 horse
Dude 2- That's fucked up man, the guy died from that shit!

1 man 1 horse by hoopla_69 October 22, 2013

1 Man 1 Horse

When you insert Ketamine up inside your arsehole and trip the fuck out

Yarrrrrr lad, I absolutely 1 man 1 horsed the mrs last night

1 Man 1 Horse by SalfordMandemOnTheWall January 22, 2020

Horse Man's Revenge 

You're fucking a girl in the ass and she tenses up so tight that the inside of her large intestine rips off onto your dick and then you start fucking her in the vagina, using the intestine as a condom so she doesn't get pregnant.

Dude, did you hear mercer hit her with the horse man's revenge last night?
Her ass will be sore for a fortnight.

Horse Man's Revenge by sam brenner November 10, 2009

1 man 1 horse

Swear that was the most notorious thing on earth, not as worse as two girls one cup tho... both gave me PTSD, don't look up

Friend:aye, look up 1 man 1 horse
Me:huh. What's that?
"Looks up, gains more trauma"

1 man 1 horse by Lynyo October 12, 2023

See a man about a horse 

It means to politely excuse yourself from a situation to go to the restroom or buy a drink. It originated from men disappearing to go bet on horse or dog races. See a man about a dog means the same thing.

The earliest confirmed publication is the 1866 Dion Boucicault play Flying Scud in which a character knowingly breezes past a difficult situation saying, "Excuse me Mr. Quail, I can't stop; I've got to see a man about a dog." In a listing for a 1939 revival on the NBC Radio program America's Lost Plays, Time magazine observed that the phrase is the play's "claim to fame".

During Prohibition in the United States, the phrase see a man about a horse was most commonly used in relation to the consumption or purchase of alcoholic beverages.

See a man about a horse by Coweyes February 21, 2013

see a man about a horse 

Any general business that needs attending to that you may not care to discuss whith the present party.

We can meet for lunch on Tuesday, since I'll be in the area; I have to see an man about a horse.

see a man about a horse by moth17 July 19, 2005

Have to see a man about a horse

From old spagetthi westerns, where one would "see a man about a horse" when his needs for urinating became to high.

"Can we stop joe, I have to see a man about a horse".

Have to see a man about a horse by frakk April 1, 2004