Horny man 

The most relentless and dangerous being on earth. At least once a week (typically men) will transcend to the state of horny. Once in this primal state, the horny man will stop at nothing to coom. It is willing to subject itself to hours of research just to find a two second clip, will binge hentai, and in some cases ask for nudes on social platforms. Unlike the simp, the horny man displays no thought, no sympathy or logic, but will often fall into a Great Depression after the affect dies down, leaving no trace of the unstoppable power.

The horny man is said to be able to jerk off in school bathrooms three times per class period

Horny man by odomin8 May 20, 2020

horny man (lucas) 

calls random women mummy

try’s to steal everyone’s bird except harvey’s for obvious reasons

has a huge stanislas agenda cus he’s a finished player

supports a tinpot club with a shit stadium

thinks astrid wetts attractive?! 😂😂

do you know horny man (lucas)?
yeah tried chatting up my bird on twitter

horny man (lucas) by dontlikestanislas June 3, 2021

Horny man 

A man who's very horny and wants to fuck, not only you and me, but also everyone else...
Beware the horny man.

Jake: "omg.. HORNY MAN RUN"
Joe:"dude.. that's just a man with a hentai shirt..dumbass."

Horny man by Ilovecumandcheese. September 20, 2022

horny man child

Used when a guy is talking about nailing some chick and you want to say that they're a man whore but still be nice about it.

Guy: aw seriously man she is an angel in the daylight but a devil in bed
Girl: you horny man child! *winks and giggles*

horny man child by Barrel_ racer 202 February 14, 2015

horny old man 

1. A perverted old man living in his mother's basement. He does not have the decency to take a clean shower and spends his worthless days watching pr0n and browsing 4chan. He often tried to fit with the nerds on the internet by attempting to stay "hip" and "fresh".

2. A pedophile above the age of 65.

3. Your dad.

John: This guy wants to add me on Facebook, but he 72 years old!
Mary: It's probably some horny old man. Ignore him.

horny old man by DreadedCo April 4, 2010