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Dear editor, this entry does not violate any of the rules on the editor homepage. "Rule 3. Publish opinions. Don't reject an entry just because it's opinionated. Opinions are useful to readers unfamiliar with a topic. Don't reject an entry because you disagree or are offended. Don't reject an entry because you think it's inaccurate." It is not sexist as it is a view which can be held by any gender, does not generalise entire groups and does not mention any approval or promotion of discrimination. "Rule 2 Entries can document discrimination but not endorse it." So act with a little integrity, for once.

90% are useless, worthless arseholes who vote up and post misogynistic definitions. when they're not doing that they're probably whining their egocentric hearts out that people are complaining about their stupid misogynistic arses whilst desperately trying to distance themselves from that fact. despite this they'll often either a) not vote down male chauvinism and only recognise sexism exists when (shock, horror!) it's directed at them (useless, worthless arsehole) or b) laugh at misogyny and casual sexism and vote it up. c) the absolute rarity on urbandictionary: feminist male who votes down chauvinistic, masculist sociopathy and who doesn't expect people to simply accept casual chauvinism and irrational prejudice because some other oblivious, privileged arsehole who only empathises with their own interests (fuck you) finds it amusing.
"i laughed my head off at the notion of the delusional man who claimed UD was not a repository of the racist, sexist sentiments of antisocial, teenage white heterosexual males, they need to find a clue. off the top of my head: rape (15 out of 20 pages = misogynistic bullshit), domestic violence, domestic abuse, sexual harassment, patriarchy, women's rights, feminist (5 of 11), feminazi (5 of 8), surprise sex, faggot, dyke, mangina, slut, slut shaming, whore, bitch, cunt, cum dumpster, woman (16 of 20 - chauvinistic bullshit), women (8 of 10), female brain, female logic, 50 facts about women... cba to write any more, you only need to open your oblivious eyes to see what is evident, if you've been an editor you'll also know that almost every other definition that's submitted is a made up sexist term where the female is sexually degraded anyway or something racist/homophobic... which often still gets accepted, DESPITE it being against rule 2 on the editor homepage which states "2. Reject racist and sexist entries. Entries can document discrimination but not endorse it."(pissed off pirate, alabama hot pocket, red sock, anybody?), but what do you expect when 90% of the editors themselves are other egotistical antisocial, teenage white heterosexual males?"
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opposite gender to woman.. can be spotted by some characteristics such as : complete asshole, arrogant, thinks they are superior to woman although they have no fuckin idea wat utter twats they are..
im a man.. i have a dick and ball doesnt that make me fuckin amazin
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Sentient creature only good for two things: money and amusement.

Intellectually inferior to the female counterpart, but has an inferiority complex which causes them to beat their fists on their chests and make strange, mammal-like noises a.k.a. shouting, screaming, bitch-fitting, throwing a tantrum.

Incapable of accepting their uselessness in bed, which is why a dildo is so much better because we can actually reach orgasm that way instead of enduring three minutes of grunts and groans before he ejaculates and we fake orgasm just to shut him up.

This creature likes to use violence against his female counterpart when she outwits him, because he is incapable of logic or reason and when things don't go his way he'll throw a hissy fit.

Synonymous to: Neanderthal, lazy cunt.
Female 1: What ever is that thing over there?

Female 2: That thing with limbs that is red in the face and shouting because dinner hasn't been prepared?

Female 1: Yes, that thing which is displaying the actions of an underdeveloped three-year old.

Female 2: Oh, that's just a man.

Female 1: Ah, I see now. I can smell his insecurity.
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Something you say when everything goes wrong.
Man, this just sucks.
by Colony September 20, 2003
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the pathetic excuses of the oppoisite sex of a woman. Uncapable of loving, just looking for a one night stand. Liars, cheatars, stupid.
·1: Man..!
·2: Don't say that!! its abusive, offensive, and stupid!
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An extremely hormonal crazed, psychotic human of the male specamin, who spends his free time lounging on the couch and treating perfectly wonderful girls like shit.
Girl 1: Wow, Kevin sure is cute!

Girl 2: No way, girl. He may be cute, but Kevin is a man.

Girl 1: Oh, God! (Gasps and regrets ever liking Kevin in the first place.) Never mind!
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a gender of the human species wich porn occipies 90% of his brain

a word guys use wen they say hello to their fellow frinds
the useless man watched porn last nite..
hey man,watz up!
by 4got wat my name is October 13, 2005
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