A male human. Can be one of the following:

Man 1: Very average as a human. Likes sex more than the average woman, and doesn't think there's anything wrong with a strong woman. Very neutral.

Man 2: Bastard. Thinks men are the rulers of the earth, while women are simply meant to do all their cooking, cleaning, and cock-sucking. However, when a woman thinks women are superior or manipulates him, he gets mad and says all women are sluts. When a feminist criticizes him for his dick-headed opinions, he automatically labels her as a lesbian. Generally pretty stupid and easy to make a fool of.

Man 3: Either on the sweet side or neutral. Has more on his mind than sex. Unfortunately, is not into women.

Man 4: A REAL man. Is very sweet, when paired with the right woman, may be willing to please her almost to the point of servitude. Contrary to popular belief, this kind of man actually does exist. Often called "pussy-whipped" by other men. Unfortunately, many women do not understand what they have when they have this kind of man and may end up turning him into type 2.
Dovey: And what are your thoughts on strong women?
Man 1: I guess I don't think there's anything wrong with that. Women pretty much have been treated like crap since the beginning of time.

Man 2: Scrub the flo, bitch, then cook my dinner and give me some head!
Dovey: You lame excuse for a human. I feel as if talking to supercilious, fucktarded, machoistic piles of excrement such as yourself causes my IQ to decline.
Man 2: ... Suck my dick.
Dovey: No thanks, I'm not into beastiality.

Dovey: Well, you've been pretty polite throughout the time we've talked.
Man 3: Thank you, so have you.
Dovey: Justin Timberlake's a cute white boy.
Man 3: Meh, I prefer black guys.
Dovey: ...Dammit...

Man 4: (Actual quote) Woman: 1)what i live my life for.2) should be placed on a pedestal.3) the gender of the human race that will not love any of these perverts that write this horrible shit about them.4)everything a real man cares about
i would give everything i have for that woman.
Dovey: ...You are such a sweetie. The world would be a much better place with more men like you.
by Dove's Touch September 10, 2006
opposite gender to woman.. can be spotted by some characteristics such as : complete asshole, arrogant, thinks they are superior to woman although they have no fuckin idea wat utter twats they are..
im a man.. i have a dick and ball doesnt that make me fuckin amazin
by prettypeachy September 14, 2006
A person who hates women (5% being the exception).

For evidence see what "men" posted about women on urbandictionary.com (and they repeat it over and over again because they are really clever lads):

"A woman is the useless stuff around a vagina"
"A woman is an object - not unlike a toaster"
"A woman is the inferior sex"
"A woman is a cunt who deserves to be slammed and beaten"
"A superficial money-grabbing creature of hate"
"A woman is Satan's work to torture innocent perfect men"
"A woman is useful for three things - cooking, cleaning and sucking"
"A woman should be raped and beaten"
"A woman is only there to serve the dominant class, like a slave"

It's men like you who prove that radical irrational misogyny is real (even in the West). You are the poster boys for feminism and abortion. Thank you for being so outspoken and honest behind your computer.

Do not be surprised when women start strapping explosives to their bodies and come visit you in your natural habitats.

ETERNAL SHAME on you. Eternal shame, you self-appointed schlong master class.
Man hates woman as evidenced on urbandictionary.com.
by The Happy Humanist February 13, 2010
An object used for the amusement of women.

Offensive? Yeah, just a response to what a "man" wrote in the woman section.
I was so bored, so I decided to make my man lick my pussy and then I made it mow the lawn.
by The Happy Humanist February 11, 2010
MAN: AGEING PRODUCT ..DO NOT USE UNLESS YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE AN AGED SLUT BEFORE YOUR TIME..

WISDOM TEETH WILL FALL OUT..

HAIR WILL GROW IN FUNNY PLACES DUE TO MALNUTRITION AND BEATINGS
MAN = THE WORST CREATION ON EARTH.
by thatmaintenancechicka October 23, 2010
The ultimate source of all EVIL
Men cause war
Men cause pain
Men hate women
Men hate everyone who's different
Men are obsolete
Man will destroy the world
by The Happy Humanist January 26, 2010
A miserable little pile of secrets!
Richter Belmont: Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!

Vlad Tepes Dracula: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh! I was called here by /humans/ who wish to pay me tribute!

Richter: Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!

Dracula: I suppose the same could be said of all religions...

Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... Have at you!
by Mel December 20, 2005
MAN: AN EMPTY VESSEL..LIKE TO SOUND LIKE THEY ARE INTELLIGENT OR ASSERTIVE OR HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ETC..BUT ARE JUST FULL OF BULLSHIT..DO NOT EVER FALL FOR THEIR COMPLETE AND UTTER BULLSHIT..MOST COMMONLY HAVE STDS DUE TO BEING HIGHLY OVERSEXED DUE TO WATCHING ALL KINDS OF PORN..INCLUDING DEATH PORN OR SNUFF..

WILL TRY TO CONVINCE YOU THEY ARE NORMAL AND MANNERLY BUT THE TRUTH WILL COME THROUGH EVENTUALLY..

LIARS MANIPULATORS AND CHEATS..MOST HAVE BEEN DATERS SINCE THEY HIT 12..

FUTURE WIFE BEATERS JOB HOGS AND PEADOPHILES..

NOT TO BE TRUSTED IN ANY ENVIORNMENT..MEN

SOMETHING WOMEN WILL STILL FIGHT AND CLAW OVER EVENTHOUGH IT IS NOT WORTH SHIT..UNLESS OF COURSE YOU WANT ABUSE AND STDS AND MALNUTRITION AND AN AGED FACE BEYOND BELIEF
IF YOU WANNA AGE OVERNIGHT GO ON A DATE WITH THAT MAN..
by MENIKNOW October 23, 2010

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