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11.
man
A male human. Can be one of the following:

Man 1: Very average as a human. Likes sex more than the average woman, and doesn't think there's anything wrong with a strong woman. Very neutral.

Man 2: Bastard. Thinks men are the rulers of the earth, while women are simply meant to do all their cooking, cleaning, and cock-sucking. However, when a woman thinks women are superior or manipulates him, he gets mad and says all women are sluts. When a feminist criticizes him for his dick-headed opinions, he automatically labels her as a lesbian. Generally pretty stupid and easy to make a fool of.

Man 3: Either on the sweet side or neutral. Has more on his mind than sex. Unfortunately, is not into women.

Man 4: A REAL man. Is very sweet, when paired with the right woman, may be willing to please her almost to the point of servitude. Contrary to popular belief, this kind of man actually does exist. Often called "pussy-whipped" by other men. Unfortunately, many women do not understand what they have when they have this kind of man and may end up turning him into type 2.
Dovey: And what are your thoughts on strong women?
Man 1: I guess I don't think there's anything wrong with that. Women pretty much have been treated like crap since the beginning of time.

Man 2: Scrub the flo, bitch, then cook my dinner and give me some head!
Dovey: You lame excuse for a human. I feel as if talking to supercilious, fucktarded, machoistic piles of excrement such as yourself causes my IQ to decline.
Man 2: ... Suck my dick.
Dovey: No thanks, I'm not into beastiality.

Dovey: Well, you've been pretty polite throughout the time we've talked.
Man 3: Thank you, so have you.
Dovey: Justin Timberlake's a cute white boy.
Man 3: Meh, I prefer black guys.
Dovey: ...Dammit...

Man 4: (Actual quote) Woman: 1)what i live my life for.2) should be placed on a pedestal.3) the gender of the human race that will not love any of these perverts that write this horrible shit about them.4)everything a real man cares about
i would give everything i have for that woman.
Dovey: ...You are such a sweetie. The world would be a much better place with more men like you.
by Dove's Touch September 10, 2006
 
36.
Man
A bipedal mammal of the homo sapiens variety that is born for ONLY some specific purposes and nothing else. Those Purposes are listed below:

1. taking the garbage out
2. cleaning the car
3. taking a more evolved homo sapiens (read woman) shopping
4. opening doors
5. fixing a leak, in short all the dirty jobs

this mammal can be trained into domestication with false assurances of superiority, food and BEER... doesn't often cry or shout, but sulks when angry and is rather notorious for the silent treatment. A social creature that prefers to stay away from family gatherings but cannot resist going to the pub with others of his kind for BEER!!! Much like the Sus scrofa domesticus (pig in scientific terms), this creature likes to wallow in filth, consoling itself with false notions of being "itself". Often, this creature confuses its private parts to be the seat of knowledge and begins to think with it. In all such cases, the more evolved specimen (woman) admits her mistake and charms it with sex and food (irresistible combination). However, this very act of the woman leads the man into thinking that every woman is born to please it, which is when a woman must take off the outer covering of protection for her hind limbs (sandals) and whack the man on its private parts, which is, by far the weakest area in its body inspite of all notions of its strength!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Go! Take the garbage out! It's a man's job!"
by rebelbikergal April 24, 2010
 
37.
Man
Man: How does a boy become a man usually by dissassociation..cutting off from the family,expected to challenge authourity,be aggressive,and manipulative at an early age..this is tolerated and encouraged by elders in most societies.

A boy then watches porn with his friends talks about 'hating' girls etc...Couple this with dissassociation from family the first cut off point is the mother,to become a man one must dissassociate from his emotions,become distanced from them and rely being a dick instead.

Not much has changed most boys are encouraged to behave in such a manner and it is even applauded!

Throughout the ages,man's identity has been synonymous with 'woman',usually the dominance and abuse of woman is part of forming his identity(in some way shape or form regardless of who the man is ,he may rely on being an immature boy or being a complete manipulative dick either way)his difference from 'woman' is his only claim to be a man..
Man..I am not suprised that most boys grow up into fucked up sick men.
by anotherpretentiousmanonearth November 01, 2010
 
38.
Man
Man

Man: How does a boy become a man usually by dissassociation..cutting off from the family,expected to challenge authourity,be aggressive,and manipulative at an early age..this is tolerated and encouraged by elders in most societies.

A boy then watches porn with his friends talks about 'hating' girls etc...Couple this with dissassociation from family the first cut off point is the mother,to become a man one must dissassociate from his emotions,become distanced from them and rely being a dick instead.

Not much has changed most boys are encouraged to behave in such a manner and it is even applauded!

Throughout the ages,man's identity has been synonymous with 'woman',usually the dominance and abuse of woman is part of forming his identity(in some way shape or form regardless of who the man is ,he may rely on being an immature boy or being a complete manipulative dick either way)his difference from 'woman' is his only claim to be a man..
Most men are not even man enough..more like a bunch of dater boys and full of shit
by porndaterrrrrrrrrrrr November 02, 2010
 
39.
man
opposite gender to woman.. can be spotted by some characteristics such as : complete asshole, arrogant, thinks they are superior to woman although they have no fuckin idea wat utter twats they are..
im a man.. i have a dick and ball doesnt that make me fuckin amazin
by prettypeachy September 14, 2006
 
40.
man
male

A life support system for a penis. Is replaceable by a dildo. Soon to be abolished.

Meant to fuck, mow the lawn and do all the heavy lifting. Nothing else.

If you are offended by this definition, please see what "men" wrote about women. And you will understand.
Girl: Go mow the lawn, you worthless man!!!
by The First Man To Live February 11, 2010
 
41.
man
A dildo that deserves to be slammed and beaten.
The man should be eradicated
by The First Man John February 11, 2010
 
42.
MAN
MAN: AGEING PRODUCT ..DO NOT USE UNLESS YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE AN AGED SLUT BEFORE YOUR TIME..

WISDOM TEETH WILL FALL OUT..

HAIR WILL GROW IN FUNNY PLACES DUE TO MALNUTRITION AND BEATINGS
MAN = THE WORST CREATION ON EARTH.
by thatmaintenancechicka October 23, 2010