A male human. Can be one of the following:

Man 1: Very average as a human. Likes sex more than the average woman, and doesn't think there's anything wrong with a strong woman. Very neutral.

Man 2: Bastard. Thinks men are the rulers of the earth, while women are simply meant to do all their cooking, cleaning, and cock-sucking. However, when a woman thinks women are superior or manipulates him, he gets mad and says all women are sluts. When a feminist criticizes him for his dick-headed opinions, he automatically labels her as a lesbian. Generally pretty stupid and easy to make a fool of.

Man 3: Either on the sweet side or neutral. Has more on his mind than sex. Unfortunately, is not into women.

Man 4: A REAL man. Is very sweet, when paired with the right woman, may be willing to please her almost to the point of servitude. Contrary to popular belief, this kind of man actually does exist. Often called "pussy-whipped" by other men. Unfortunately, many women do not understand what they have when they have this kind of man and may end up turning him into type 2.
Dovey: And what are your thoughts on strong women?
Man 1: I guess I don't think there's anything wrong with that. Women pretty much have been treated like crap since the beginning of time.

Man 2: Scrub the flo, bitch, then cook my dinner and give me some head!
Dovey: You lame excuse for a human. I feel as if talking to supercilious, fucktarded, machoistic piles of excrement such as yourself causes my IQ to decline.
Man 2: ... Suck my dick.
Dovey: No thanks, I'm not into beastiality.

Dovey: Well, you've been pretty polite throughout the time we've talked.
Man 3: Thank you, so have you.
Dovey: Justin Timberlake's a cute white boy.
Man 3: Meh, I prefer black guys.
Dovey: ...Dammit...

Man 4: (Actual quote) Woman: 1)what i live my life for.2) should be placed on a pedestal.3) the gender of the human race that will not love any of these perverts that write this horrible shit about them.4)everything a real man cares about
i would give everything i have for that woman.
Dovey: ...You are such a sweetie. The world would be a much better place with more men like you.
by Dove's Touch September 10, 2006
A miserable little pile of secrets!
Richter Belmont: Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!

Vlad Tepes Dracula: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh! I was called here by /humans/ who wish to pay me tribute!

Richter: Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!

Dracula: I suppose the same could be said of all religions...

Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... Have at you!
by Mel December 20, 2005
MAN: AGEING PRODUCT ..DO NOT USE UNLESS YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE AN AGED SLUT BEFORE YOUR TIME..

WISDOM TEETH WILL FALL OUT..

HAIR WILL GROW IN FUNNY PLACES DUE TO MALNUTRITION AND BEATINGS
MAN = THE WORST CREATION ON EARTH.
by thatmaintenancechicka October 23, 2010
MAN: AN EMPTY VESSEL..LIKE TO SOUND LIKE THEY ARE INTELLIGENT OR ASSERTIVE OR HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY ETC..BUT ARE JUST FULL OF BULLSHIT..DO NOT EVER FALL FOR THEIR COMPLETE AND UTTER BULLSHIT..MOST COMMONLY HAVE STDS DUE TO BEING HIGHLY OVERSEXED DUE TO WATCHING ALL KINDS OF PORN..INCLUDING DEATH PORN OR SNUFF..

WILL TRY TO CONVINCE YOU THEY ARE NORMAL AND MANNERLY BUT THE TRUTH WILL COME THROUGH EVENTUALLY..

LIARS MANIPULATORS AND CHEATS..MOST HAVE BEEN DATERS SINCE THEY HIT 12..

FUTURE WIFE BEATERS JOB HOGS AND PEADOPHILES..

NOT TO BE TRUSTED IN ANY ENVIORNMENT..MEN

SOMETHING WOMEN WILL STILL FIGHT AND CLAW OVER EVENTHOUGH IT IS NOT WORTH SHIT..UNLESS OF COURSE YOU WANT ABUSE AND STDS AND MALNUTRITION AND AN AGED FACE BEYOND BELIEF
IF YOU WANNA AGE OVERNIGHT GO ON A DATE WITH THAT MAN..
by MENIKNOW October 23, 2010
A derogatory term for someone who is being unfair, stupid, idiotic, asshole-like, monstrous etc...
Man can refer to both males and females.
Ugh, he/she is such a man!
What a man!!!
Could he be any manlier!?
Some people can be such men!
by KittyKats March 26, 2008
n. unbeknownst slave to a woman. One who thinks he is in control of everything but really is not. Possesses intelligence inferior to that of a woman. Usually an asshole and should be trained to obey at all costs.
Her man is whipped.
She owns her man.
That man is an asshole.
by BMaria June 29, 2005
Sentient creature only good for two things: money and amusement.

Intellectually inferior to the female counterpart, but has an inferiority complex which causes them to beat their fists on their chests and make strange, mammal-like noises a.k.a. shouting, screaming, bitch-fitting, throwing a tantrum.

Incapable of accepting their uselessness in bed, which is why a dildo is so much better because we can actually reach orgasm that way instead of enduring three minutes of grunts and groans before he ejaculates and we fake orgasm just to shut him up.

This creature likes to use violence against his female counterpart when she outwits him, because he is incapable of logic or reason and when things don't go his way he'll throw a hissy fit.

Synonymous to: Neanderthal, lazy cunt.
Female 1: What ever is that thing over there?

Female 2: That thing with limbs that is red in the face and shouting because dinner hasn't been prepared?

Female 1: Yes, that thing which is displaying the actions of an underdeveloped three-year old.

Female 2: Oh, that's just a man.

Female 1: Ah, I see now. I can smell his insecurity.
by Soluus May 27, 2010
Man: Men can be divided into many groups by religion,race and culture all over the world

U.S.A empty headed porn obsessed,snuff obsessed p2 p sharing paedophiles or budding paedophiles

Lituainia: A dirty country with the most rascist people on earth..

Chechnya: Even worse.

Russia: Dont bother.

China: Only aborts female babies.

Japan: It is not illegal to view naked images of young girls in a sexual context online..maybe thats why there are so many americans there!

Vietnam: Some are in your soup (women)

Africa: The same.African sisters work hard but don't stand up to their man,who can have several wives and not only that DO NOT WORK.EVER.

France: Smelly cheesey cock.

Germany: STDS and BAD BREATH.

Sweden: The worst workplace womans rights ever.

Switzerland: The Same.

Ireland: Men can have as many prostitutes as the please.

England: Famous for using their wives heads as rugby balls.

Scotland the same.

Wales: even worse.and its overrun by throwbacks to the middle ages.. :(

White: Not always the ''CATCH'..Can be prone to passing on S.T.D.S..White men are staticallay known for their over use of prostitutes and are highly oversexed..In ''White'' culture it is okay for a man to have many girlfriends and or prostitutes,but not for his white girlfriend..if she tries shit on she might get beat up by the mean girls who worship STD infested COCK.

Wierd HUH?...I KNOW!
Black guys: Very beast animal like very much in the physical dimension(hey im not being rascist i am half black and half white)..They will hit pussy ..any pussy..

Asian Guys: Sterotypically known as neantherthals and mysoginists not all are but some are real nasty in some parts of the world it is okay for an asian man to beat a woman to death..even if she is not in the wrong,this is typically done by the cousins of the spouse and the spouse himself and of course the male elders and the bitter female matriarch..who in some cases sets the whole thing up..

Men are the reason for the oppression of women all over the world and still are opressing them even in developed countries like the U.S.A..Demand EQUAL PAY
by EVILVILLAGEPEOPLE October 23, 2010

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